Definitely Not Miss Piggy

Maddie, your headline of “What the Teens Are Into” led me believe this was going to be all about Jenkem, rainbow parties, and butt-chugging. To my surprise, it was even more enlightening. Thanks for keeping this Old hep and with it!

And even then that analogy doesn’t really work in the way he wants it to. Soldiers volunteer to go into active duty by joining the army, and if they say “Nah, I don’t want to fight in THIS particular war, thanks” I believe that the army frowns on that. Davis volunteered to become an arm of the state when she ran for…

My personal favorite:

I heard she left him because Kermit’s the pig in the relationship...

Not to mention having a close relationship with a teacher gives him a reason to hang around schools... :/

Yesterday, Ellen Page confronted Republican candidate Ted Cruz at the Iowa State Fair

First, the lawsuit ... a guy named Edson Ricci claims LiLo owes him $26,400 for transportation services he performed for Lindsay ...

But it really needs more columns:

Totally Serious here... Can we get a 500 days of Gwyneth please?

Wait...

Look at those haircuts, though. They are totally into gross things.

The ads on this video when you click through to the YouTube version certainly lends to the sense of being staged. Maybe it’s legit. Maybe it’s not. If it is... I don’t know.

And this is why you wait to announce a pregnancy. Not to mention, what this man did was terrible violating and I hated every second of the original video. I do wish them the best, though.

I never realized that Homer spelled "Florida" wrong until just now!

some time in the mid-90s I fell out of my bunk bed and hit my head. My parents took me to the ER, and the doctors asked me various questions to determine my mental status. One of them was “Who’s in charge at the White House?” I deadpanned “Hillary” and had the whole ER laughing. I was seven or eight.