Bollocks, I’ll fuck Rupert Murdoch if I want to.

If these parents were so bloody comfortable with their pretend sky-dad they wouldn’t be so threatened by a little bit of stretching.

Supermodels love coke.

So, is her personality broadcasting at a frequency I can't hear or is she just dull as fucking dishwater? Cause people keep saying she's surprisingly talented and charismatic. WHAT R U SEEING PEOPLE

JUST STOP HAVING SEX YOU WHOREY WHORE

so can't have an abortion, can't give birth safely..... great

That baby is bigger than human baby Ariana Grande.

I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

"Word salad" is probably best modern phrase I've heard in a long time. "Lamestream media" is probably the worst.

And the sheep will continue to freely donate their wool. Bad analogy but you get it.

This, THIS, a thousand times this!

Seriously. She didn't even run in 2012. She drove around in a bus selling books and soaking up cash. Any "run" in 2016 will be more of the same.

gimme dat PAC money!

Tina Fey just got really excited.

Oh please let this happen. And let her win the nomination. The idea of her debating Hillary has SO MUCH comedic potential. I'm giggling just thinking about it.

So I'm assuming her PAC is running low on funds.

I dont have a caption. I would just like to say that I would totally do Christoph Waltz. 10/10 would bang.