Tony Romo broke three ribs hearing about Jordy Nelson breaking two ribs.

Darko is famous for being a bust, but he had (just) enough talent to stick around the NBA for 9 years. Hasheem Thabeet clearly had a worse NBA career (plus, Steph Curry and Harden left on the board). And then there’s Jay Williams.

How can you snub Kirk Hinrich?

Add to it that Darko went to a championship team, so there are none of the usual excuses for playing on a trash team and trash coaches. Had peak Chauncey Billups as his PG. That team would have been a dynasty with any other pick in that top 5.

Oh, God, I forgot about Darko. I don’t know if I’d say he’s worse than Bowie, though. Bowie was 2nd overall from the famous 1984 draft. To still have Jordan, Barkley and John Stockton on the board after him and to turn out as bad as he did, it’s almost unfathomable. PORTLAND PASSED ON JORDAN. I don’t care that they…

Our nation is bad and belongs in the trash.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

They are God’s children caught in a culture of rap...

The Stanwick family, considered “one of the first families of lacrosse,”

“This is why a manual transmission drive is never a smooth experience.”

10th division?

Im sure the five people watching were super offended.

What the fuck is happening?

Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

I wonder how many hot takes about Fournette’s heart were stopped in their tracks after McCaffrey’s announcement...

You’re just mad because imaginary Cousins averages a triple-double on the Celtics and the imaginary Wizards trade away John Wall and move to Butte, Montana and change their name to the Butte Bullboys and toxic waste spills on the imaginary Deadspin office and you and Petchesky body swap which is fun for a few days but…

1) So this reminds me that it might be a good time to elaborate on a little thing called game theor

LOL IT’S CAUSE HE’S A BIG BOY AND HE EATS A LOT PROBABLY MORE THAN HIS APPETITE CALLS FOR ANYWAY

Is he the next Earl Boykins? (Eastern Michigan U)

Please note the timestamp on this post. This event took place on Dec. 20, 2010.