Giroud: Thank you, Paul, I didn’t get service like that all season!

Haven’t seen a Gator look that out of place on a golf course since Camilo Villegas.

Fetty WARP

That’s the kind of slogan that will get you bent over Don Draper’s desk.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Mine eyes have seen the glory and the coming of the Lord... *weeps*

Go to hell.

Maybe if the Warriors cared more about playoff basketball than regular season win records, they would be rested enough at this point to turn this series around.

That pic. Ow. Didn’t look like he thought it wasas tight as it was, tough.

This is everything I could have hoped for. PAPA FRITAS!

If I can get one person to admit that Jackie Bradley Jr. is fun and cool, it will be good Kinja

Huh, usually for the super rich it’s “Keep sucking, or I won’t pay you.”

Put this in the Deadspin HoF now! I hate his smug stupid face. Such tasty comeuppance.

Even their letterhead has the wrong skyline. That’s clearly Seattle. See the space needle? Jeez, not even the Toronto mayor knows where they are.

Yeah, and you bet on them. I’ll cheer louder for mites on ice with five bucks on the line than I will for an NHL game.

College football is awesome in person if you are a student and drunk. But I have no idea how the NFL convinces people to shell out for seats.

The women have also been described as a pro-choice dream team that wins by rejecting the alley oops.

That glance while girl’s dad isn’t looking is savage. I’m here for it.

“Not on my watch”

“Get a white girl, son. Trust me on this.”