So this is what Canadians get worked up about when they don’t have playoff hockey.
Holy. Shit. Just burn that entire place down.
Mexico City refuses to build an outfield wall just to piss a certain class of fans.
::Mexico City Gaucho base runner on third stealing the plate::
*Mexico City Gaucho’s CF scales wall to rob a would-be homer*
B.J. Novak + Rami Malek = Samer Kalaf
As a Boston scumbag, I look forward to smoking a pack of Parliaments and drunkenly pissing myself on that bench.
Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.
Better than 50 Cent? Hell, better than 4/5ths of the Brewers rotation.
This is Leicester we’re talking about here; was there any doubt that their championship finish was going to come on anything other than a fucking Thai?
“Messi could shave a mouse in its sleep!”
FUCK EVERYTHING
Oh my.
Why was the anchor for the yellow team the anchor for the yellow team?
Donald Trump: They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists.
Goose Gossage just woke up in a cold sweat.
I hope you have a good reason to be so well versed in AS Roma U-12 soccer players.