So this saturday was the Chelsea vs Manchester United match and the whole fam were psyched for it. Me being the only United fan was tough as i had to absorb witty banter from liverpool,arsenal and chelsea fans on my own. We actually had a good game as Luke Shaw was beasting on the left flank and Ander Herrera being…

Toastly, I'm currently in Nigeria where the internet is kinda piss poor for playing online, but i'll be back in the UK by May. Really miss whooping your butt tho.

Everytime i end up playing the story mode of Mortal Kombat games, i end up thinking there is a shortage of guns in their universe or something. It's like fighting a war with just fists and hookshots.

NIDHOGG.

Seriously, Super Mario Strikers charged is one of the best multiplayer experiences i've ever had and we are long overdue a new one. Donkey Kong for best captain.

Amen.

Still waiting for a mediocre episode of this show.

Came to the AV club for Taste Tests, stayed for Dan's weekly whining about work.

Welp, it looks like The Rock was actually cooking an A.

I'm at a hotel without my Wii U this weekend(The things i do for hookers), so i'll accept the request next week. Prepare yourself.

I feel you on smash being the perfect game. It is never not fun and every match can bring a new experience. 8-Player smash with 7 of my cousins was multiplayer bliss and a 1-on-1 match with a random stranger in a game store was equally godly. Man i love smash.

I remember hating that part of the game so much that i switched it off and went on youtube to see the mindblowing ending.

This interview confirms my theory that every A.V.Club staff member was a surburban kid and Constance Wu is my asian weakness.

So new Splatoon gameplay videos came out this week and my hype has quadrupled. The single player looks like Super Mario Galaxy with paint guns and the level design is fantastic. The new multiplayer mode looks like it's gonna be intense as hell and i can't wait to use the paint rollers( They kinda look op). The…

I gotta say toast, your taste in tv shows is great.

D'angelo's Live songs are immaculate. All of them.

This show is really underappreciated and it pains me how it's coming to an end. The thing about is that even with all the complex plotting, hundreds of characters and thousands of spin-offs, It was FUCKING FUNNY to the end. Almost every episode turned me into a hyena whose farts were actually laughing gas and that's…

I hate how The Mindy Project returned to being mediocre. From mid-season 2 to the earlier episodes of season 3 the show was on fire but then they started throwing logic down the window (at a faster rate). Only watching for the occassional glorious one-liner.

*Sips estrogen from soda cup*

YOU DIED.