Carlton Banks taught me that you can be the most annoying creature on earth and all will be forgiven if you can dance with SUCH rhythm.

NO ONE DISSES MY CHILDHOOD TOYS, NO ONE!!!!

It's funny how the console with the best quality games has the lowest sales and the console with the most sales is filled to the brim with mediocrity(Shots fired at the masses)

There was this kinda cool Star Wars game they planned on doing but it never saw the light of day. There was some unreleased footage of the game last month and it looked better than 75% of the crappy star wars games we get.

I guess i'm the only person on this planet that liked Subspace Emissary…at least everyone liked it on Venus.

Random question, do i have to be logged in to disqus or the AV club to use community grades since i wasn't alive when they were last used?

I'd like to thank this game for sparking the fan art of Zero Suit Samus and Little Mac's flirtationship.

This is the part when i tell you to shut yo whore mouth, but i have disciples now and i'm above this.

Uh oh, he or she(i know a lot of girl patricks) used "chastises" and "champions" in the title and the review, someone is gonna get sacked(i know this because i'm an illiterate)

Time to dust off my time machine and make this happen.

The A.V.Club are slowly becoming the Simon Cowell of game reviews…and i love it.

Awww, this old man still buys CD's. So adorable.

American sports are too complicated. What happened to just hitting a soccer ball with a tennis racket over the volleyball net and then hitting the basketball rim in a way that it bounces below the limbo line *sigh*

I can't take his opinions on restaurants serious when strawberries and ham is his favourite combination of food and all he eats on The Eric Andre Show is rotten pasta or bland chips. Still got love for him tho and is currently in my top 5 funniest comic list.

You had me at "and an impressive amount of animated naked butts" which is coincidentally the last sentence of the article.

Philadelphia ain't gonna like this.

To this day, I still ship Kenneth and Devon Banks. I will sponser anyone that is willing to make a fan-fiction erotica with these two.

Hannibal Buress rubs both hands and salivates at this news.

Why hasn't someone given an uppercut to these supercuts yet? Their block game is weak anyways.

Why don't these fools in the comment section praise Amy Schumer? She is the new, sexy Joan of Arc.