That’s no way to go through life.

Here’s a translation for anyone curious:

Apparently Mr. Cook has not seen Rachel Maddow’s yearbook picture

One of my strongest contributions to the internet for sure.

And its interesting that you brought up PTI. Say what you will about that show and the guys on it, but it works. And it works because those guys seem to genuinely love and care about each other. Which is rare, and not something you can bank on when you make TV, but just putting two high-priced mouths together, with so…

Remember when this guy threw a shitfit about Reggie Jackson celebrating, like two weeks ago?

“Two on, two outs, two strikes, two balls and the score is 2-2 deuces wild!”

Never forget.

I have season tickets. Went to nearly all of the games. This season made me sad. It was a collective failure.

Or:

Counter point ...

Yes, because Ted Cruz lookalike, Grayson Allen never would stoop to showboating

Matt Barnes probably will be available for the Knicks’ head coaching gig next year, but he absolutely hates players who grab rebounds.

Second hottest cat woman ever! Julie Newmar will always be my number one!

Are you saying JR Smith is Ceiling Dion?

Well, it’s right next to his number, so “1 week...” as in “1 Week Until Pitchers and Catchers Report” I presume?

“getting hit but carrying on”