And one night, after the Dems have again snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, leaving him to crow about his power, after he has brow beat and threatened and “made deals” to get her out of Trump tower and into the White cage she lives in. One night the ketchup on his burnt steak will taste...some how bitter, and…

Zelda/Link 2020: Wisdom, Courage, Stability

Nah, lawyer here, joint custody is the standing order in family law courts all over the USA nowadays. Although — who knows what’s in their prenup? Could be pretty draconian. Still, I doubt “trapped” is really it — she thinks staying is preferable to leaving, for whatever reason, and I’ll never get that, just like I’ll…

🎶tooooo late to be known as Don the first, he’s sure to be known as Don the wooooooorst🎶

Because in order to maintain the privileged life she’s become accustomed to, she’s willing to defend this sack of shit after he does something heinous (see Pussygate). For one. But there really doesn’t need to be a two.

Smooth move, Melania, pretending you were pushing your hair back. You don’t even pretend you don’t want this first lady gig. And he doesn’t even pretend to care about you. His reaching for your hand is a sign of either dominance or it’s a “we’re in public, we should hold hands” type thing.

Wait for me! I have to get my torch and pitchfork from my basement.

I’d settle for a better game overall.

Jason, please stop delaying games.

I thought she was a “model,” can’t she dress herself and not look like she escaped from an episode of Dynasty?

Donald Trump and his family are living proof that money doesn’t buy taste. Or class.

Ugh. Melania, how do you have so much money and such ugly clothes?

I honestly saw that and wondered if her instructions to the dressmaker were “Modest like a burqa, but tacky!”

I’d be curious to see what stock trades his family and any of his associates have made recently before this arms deal was announced. Hey Jared, my favorite son in law, here’s a hot stock tip for you.

We should inform Republican Senators that we intend donate to democrats for every leak, or hillary email question that is asked.

That’s all very interesting (not being sarcastic), but at the end of the day, he decided to betray his country in order to continue the institution of chattel slavery.

Yea, when it comes down to it Lincoln asked Lee “If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump too?” and Lee said “Yes I would.”

No, that’s a real thing. Drink twice for lying.