like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

*may have opposite of desired effect on male humans

I’m a dragonfly/praying mantis hybrid.

Go jerk it into your traitors flag.

Only 150 odd years too late.

You know damn well wypipo don’t know how to use salt

This reminds me of the whole debacle over Kara’s usage of “woke”. There were a lot of “no actually, it’s AWAKE” comments. 😂

“Folx” as a stand-in for “folks” is a derivative colloquialism with which you are apparently unfamiliar.

No he is for sure super, extra fired.

I’ll tap you when June 32 rolls around.

Why is Trump playing so much golf when he has stated repeatedly in the past that a President is too busy to play golf? Is he just a hypocrite, an Alzheimer patient, or just shirking his duties?

That last sentence, damn.

I haven’t heard a fucking peep out of any of them since about a week after the election... which is about the only good thing that has happened since the election.

I don’t even speak to my republican coworkers after one fucker told me “I guess you’ll be moving back to somalia now” on November 9th. I work at a nonprofit in Silicon Valley and have never lived in HOA.

I have to say, Trump is making my arguments with my Republican co-workers so fucking easy these days. They can’t respond to half the stuff I point out.

You’re shitting me right? They wouldn’t touch them. People love their football and all their “sports”. They love it so much they wouldn’t care if their kids were being raped - so long as they’re puting “wins” in the win column.

I did just briefly imagine a press conference to address NCAA sanctions where the head coach of a team invokes the name of an eldritch god to explain why his boys just can’t stop eating babies. Just so you know, their bravery and resiliency in the face of such an ordeal was inspiring.

@Ah yes, having to hand your cell phone over to the police because some crazy troll mailed a letter. This is truly a great country.”

As always, the flag girls were left behind to provide depressing handjobs and Natty Ice.

I totally read that, and most certainly imagined that as porn squad.