“It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.” Dolly Parton.

And this is pure speculation on my part, but I believe the International Brotherhood of Tailors have *at least* blacklisted this cankersore of a human, if not actively sought his death at the hands of mercenaries.

Personal theory: Any tailor taking a crack at Trump probably has to match Trump’s tastes. Any difference of opinion, or attempt at deviation probably means firing. Trump looks the way Trump wants to look. I’d imagine his three wives might have tried to argue with it, but we know he considers them disposable.

That’s what I don’t get. He seems to be vain as hell, but NOTHING about him would indicate that. His hair is a joke, his skin is unnatural, he’s overweight, and he wears terrible-fitting clothes. Or do NPDs also have a kind of body dysmorphia where they look in the mirror and see hotness where there is none?

I am always amazed at how poorly his clothes fit. I’m not shaming him for his body shape, I’m just confused. We know he’s a man who cares a lot about his image. We know he’s a man who claims to have buckets of money. Why does he always look like he’s dressed himself from the clearance rack at Sears?

Possibly because there are tons of differences between Kimba, The White Lion and The Lion King? Just to start with Kimba was a series and TLK was a movie so right off the bat there is very little chance of confusion and they don’t really compete for the same market. Its true that someone at Disney used clearly Kimba…

My most sincere congratulations to you, Kelly! Also, thank you for reminding me that I shall never reproduce. No cheese for nine months? OUTTIE 5000.

What happens if you’re pregnant and decide to keep eating all of these things? (OK, not booze, not drugs of any kind, and light on the caffeine.) Using common sense, what happens if you decide to say fuck it, I’m eating whatever I want? I look at my pregnant friend and the way everyone around her seems to keep remind…

Strongly seconded. I know people want pictures, but leaving guests to mill about for 4 hours with free booze is just an invitation for me to drunkenly hand out weed edibles to all your relatives.

We pulled ours off in a hotel with a 150 seat ballroom, cocktail hour, 4 hour open bar and 3 separate dining stations. We also had the dress, the suit, the rings, the photographer, etc.

>Your ceremony, dinner and at least one lodging option need to be the same place. 

My family (Catholics) used to joke the gap between the ceremony and the dinner was for the newly married couple to get some ass before the reception. Older family members used to joke about it in a nudge-wink way.

Here’s a trend that needs to pick back up and continue forever:

I am wedding planning for 2017 and I am also sick of these trends. I only get my period every 2 months so it’s been impossible for me to collect enough menstrual blood to make my signature cocktail. 

Over eating fast food. Buying Chinese made shit you don’t need at Walmart. Buying more house and SUV than needed in order to impress others. Putting “Support our troops” stickers on said vehicles, completely ignoring the fact that they’re part of the reason there are troops deployed. Overly complicated coffee…

In the U.S., white culture is “culture.”

Here’s how I see this when people complain about things like black history. Slaves were literally forced to abandon their languages, culture, etc. So much was lost. Most people can’t trace their heritage to a specific country, many can, but not in the way white people nail it down to the percentage. White people…

Mayonnaise on everything and subjugating brown people.

Yes, just keep employing those false equivalencies for Obama and Trump.

One, I’m black. Two, you’re a dummy if you didn’t understand my comment. Do people not know what speaking in code means?