How to sort the true statements from the lies coming from this transition team: place all statements in basket labeled “lies.”

You’ll never go broke selling the idea that the shitty situation someone is in is not their fault.

the greatest trick the billionaire ever pulled was convincing the hundredaire he actually cared.

All the while, I’m sitting there, thinking that’s not what the damn numbers say.

It’s almost like Trump doesn’t give a flying fuck about the common man.

Maybe if we paint the robots brown, they’ll start railing against them instead of Mexican farmhands.

And that is the tell: if someone who is rabidly anti-abortion is also rabidly against cheap, easily available contraception, it has nothing to do with saving the life of an unborn child. It’s about controlling women and their sexuality.

And there you have it, in a nutshell. Poor people shouldn’t be allowed to have sex. Period. The only reason for the existence of poor people is to work long hours for very little money to make rich people richer. They cannot have lives outside of work, families, or anything that might take them away from their…

And then the inevitable “You should have thought about that before having sex” kick in the pants.

You cut all of the funding for places that provide discounted and free contraception. Now I’m pregnant. What am I going to do?

It does sound crazy, but then the Republican party is quite crazy, and Pence sounds like the type of guy who’d want to keep track of which women use contraceptives and have abortions just in case he needs to persecute them.

Am I completely paranoid if the first thing that popped into my head is that if you order Plan B on Seamless, there is now an electronic record of your purchase? Because with the current crop of Trump appointees, I find this to be very risky. Like maybe instead of, or in addition to, a Muslim registry, there is going…

Political couples have always been a team. I promise, the husbands of high profile women have always been on the team.

I think it’s what happens when you like bareback but oppose abortion.

Besides creepy, I’m mostly bothered that he thinks anyone is buying the whole “blind trust because my kids are taking over the business” thing while simultaneously getting his children security clearances and trotting them around like political show ponies.

We will only really get confirmation of it once he repeals all incest laws.

I don’t. Between her and Ivanka, she actually seems like she has a much healthier relationship with the fact that her dad sucks. Like, she actually knows that he does suck while Ivanka is still convinced that the “attention” she gets for being a hot sycophant is better than no attention at all.

Slightly off-topic: IS anybody other than me finding it a little creepy that his daughter Ivanka, seems to be preparing to fulfill the FLOTUS role? It seems that Melania has little or no interest in being FLOTUS. In fact, her attitude this entire time has been more along the lines of “I did not sign up for this.”

I feel actively bad for Tiffany.

The carnal side of me wants to watch him hang from a branch..