I’ve been begging God every night to grant us the mercy we don’t deserve.

My name is Alexander Hamilton and I am waiting in the crypt for yooouuu

My name is Alexander Hamilton....Zombie Alexander Hamilton

The country elected a misogynist double-chinned boil as president of the United States.

Omg Cotton fucking Hill. I’d been desperately trying to think of who Pence reminded me of, as I knew I’d seen that smug, puckered face before.

I’m hoping the trinity of Bowie, Prince and Mrs. Brady will answer our call on this one.

I see that dried-apple-head-doll-with-a-1960's-Race-Bannon-action-figure’s-plastic-hair face of his and I hear “Dammit son, ah converted fitty ho-mo-sekshoo-als! Now let’s go declare war on Mexico over Santy Annie’s leg!”

Honestly, I’m starting to think we shouldn’t have elected this guy.

I’ve settled on “Commander-in-Thief”, myself.

Precisely. On the upside, when he decides to outsource security to a firm he is connected to and then stops paying paying them (we all know he has form in this manner, people, FORM), the resulting lax security could potentially lead to this whole Trump problem being resolved.

Doesn’t care to what, grift? Not like Cheeto’s going to do any actual presidenting anyway, Cotton Hill’s gonna do all that for him.

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My wife believes every person in America should be required to work one year of either retail or food service in a customer-facing capacity prior to graduating high school.

I am totally on board with this.

*slowly looks to his old copy of Pokemon Blue, discarded in a pile of old stuff, unplayed for decades, his original team of Lv.100 pokemon, just waiting for their next fight, waiting, waiting*

The most anger I ever felt as a child.

VERY long history. Did we all forget the first Pokemon movie where Pikachu gets repeatedly bitchslapped by his clone and Ash outright dies?

To be outraged at the white supremacists, not at the people who are calling out the white supremacists.

She probably could have used a trigger warning... except we’re supposed to be against them and mock them... until white supremacist conservatives need them in their safe spaces from political correctness.

Cry when a guest uses the n-word...but never, ever challenge the crap that came out of Trump’s mouth during the campaign and flows like a shit faucet today.

Baldwin’s reaction is like that republican lady who got all mad at Ana Navarro for saying pussy on the news when she was quoting Donald Trump - same misdirection, same reduction of the word to the single, most recent instance of it’s use while blatantly ignoring the referenced, and far more significant, use.