I have had way too shitty of a week for it to be just beginning.

Holy shit. I really respect this woman for standing up to him like that.

I certainly DON’T envy the number of times these folks will hear their spouse say “Nice technique loading the dishwasher, GENIUS” the rest of their lives.

HA!!! I love this.

Look at that home record. They hate St Louis as much as the rest of us do.

Yvan Eht Nioj

Now?

It’s like looking into a mirror!

We don’t want solutions, we want to make fun of the idiots who screwed this up.

It worked for Clever Tom!

I attach a live snake to mine. Nobody tries to steal it.

Haha, considering this, I can see that happening! Everyone gets the pre-approved Team GB ribbon! Nothing could go wrong

You molderin motherfucker, don't even think about comin back a murder!

Never thought we’d lose two awesome Princes in one year.

THIS JON GRUDEN, I CALL HIM BILL AND TED, BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE HE’LL ALWAYS BEAT DEATH.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

Because of scary minorities. The pot laws were literally put in place to jail Blacks and Latinos.

It wasn’t just in the clubhouse. He also had sex between the lines.

All time leader in on-base plus shagging

Bird: Don't get too close guys. I heard you can die from contact.