Just because we’re a little less fucked with one candidate doesn’t change the nature of what I said.

Yes, you’re right, my entire personality hinges on this one incredibly biased moment as an excited Cub fan.

i know you mean this out of respect so all i can say is cueto was unbelievable short of one pitch

holy shit, you know they could play in november potentially?

I think the answer lies somewhere with quantum mechanics. We’ll find out eventually, but perhaps not in our lifetimes.

this one is great

I mean, Javy even had a nice bat flip - only to kind of apologize for it later because he was too excited to remember the wind was blowing across toward RF. That’s about as hardcore as porn gets for Deadspin.

Just because you put sentences together doesn’t mean they’re a solid argument.

Where the fuck is my Oscar?

and there it is! thank you!

So a vote for Trump IS in fact two for Trump. But then a vote for Hillary is technically zero for Hillary and zero for Trump.

Cool, now explain that using Illinois as a hypothetical example.

Explain how that’s bullshit. Because it’s pretty much basic math.

I mean (I know I’m gonna get shellacked for this...) the Cubs just beat the Giants in a hell of a baseball game on both sides.

But what if I just don’t vote for Trump? Is that a vote for Trump? Is that what you are saying?

Isn’t that exactly what you are doing?

The swingiest state! The best! Lots of swinging! Fantastic!

That’s subjective, it’s only 73 losses old, and there’s still all of next season!

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