One of the few house porn shows that I can’t stand. Not only is the fact that the home owners are playing roles blatantly obvious but those roles make them look like morons.

Thank you, Sarah Rowles. And take note big leaguers, because after seeing this, no one will settle for the pre-Rowlesian version ever again.

I’m sure Goose Gossage has a very thoughtful take on this.

Then it isn’t just me!

A perfect example, ladies and gentlemen, of why “yes means yes” has to be taught alongside “no means no.” Poor woman ):

The “nonconformist” thing is a call-out to MLB being full of foreigners now isn’t it? Because a good-old-boy Christian conservative from Kansas is pretty much the most stereotypical baseball player possible, except for maybe a Cuban guy.

Yup! Two things:

We all have Mitch Albom to thank for that shit. Grew up in Detroit and everything he writes has the Important Moral Lesson that gets its own paragraph 10 times throughout the story. It spread like a disease.

“Listen, no disrespect at all, but I honestly don’t care about their grades or how they’re scoring,” he said. “All I care about is two questions: How are they treating their classmates, and how are they treating you?”

Adam LaRoche isn’t like other professional athletes.

I personally like the psychological approach of challenging the readers [sic] with repeated “Are you MAN enough to believe what I’m TYPING?” interludes

Then there’s this: LaRoche, along with Brewers pitcher Blaine Boyer, spent 10 days in November in Southeast Asian brothels, wearing a hidden camera and doing undercover work to help rescue underage sex slaves.

Tim Keown’s writing style makes you wonder what percentage of his readers are literate.

So now I know what it feels like to gun nuts whenever there is a whisper of a ban on guns. Brb, gonna go buy every pocket pussy and fleshlight I can find.

I would quibble with the idea that this passed unnoticed. The Athens paper has been writing about this regularly both before and after it passed, in the sport section.

Off topic, but have you ever seen a person suit the name Kody more than that asshole?

A list of lifestyles with which I do not “agree:”

I wish I could give you an extra star for “buttcanoe.”

If the whole thing you ‘disagree’ with is the mere idea of someone loving another person who is the same gender as them than yeah. You’re not respecting them at all.

It was a piss-poor political speech from a redneck who makes duck calls, you sanctimonious redneck.