Sigh, Internet.

Came here for the Sonic 3 snowboarding theme and left disappointed.

Can't it be both?

Must be a farting boner corpse.

I'm looking forward to Predator Saves Christmas.

AV Club panned this pretty harshly in its original review.

Why?

"somewhere, David Arquette is sobbing"

I'm amazed this guy still gets writing work (and wish he wouldn't).

I was hoping this would be more like House of Cosby's but with less drug-induced rape.

Except they can afford full page ads to air their grievances.

I think Leto-Joker looks like he runs a meth lab.

Mods and graphics alone are reason enough to pick PC every time.

Ewe Boll has audiences?

Frankly I'd prefer if Damon Lindelof wasn't involved in entertainment, period.

Thanks for the reminder of why I hate Damon Lindelof, and why I probably won't see this movie.

TV, radio, and film mostly.

Because you're constantly weeping?

As lame as the company he's shilling for. They're made for eachother.

Shitsters.