Or maybe a cover story for how he really got the injuries.

Well, I think like a lot with this show, it's left up to the viewer's interpretation. I think the God/destiny explanation is as close to a real answer as you're likely to get though.

"god"

"Because with the Final Five stuff, it means that the Galactica is
essentially never at risk. The Cylons attacks are basically all for
show, even if they do occasionally blow up a random ship (although not
the ones with Tory or Ellen), or kill some pilots (but not Starbuck) ."

That's basically my perception as well. I mean what other shows could get away with that kind of production schedule unless the network really appreciated them?

Has Venture Bros been as continually at risk of being cancelled?

As long as it's not served warm you won't make the prophet cry.

Lil' Sleazers

The Pie is great but I'm just outside delivery range. Bastards.

Do Pier 49, instead.

What's with all the penis watermarks?

It's prisons all the way down.

While it's certainly far from my favorite episode, I don't think I hated it as much as most. Probably because i was always interested in what life for the civilian survivors was like and unfortunately this was one of the few episode where you're given that window.

Touche.

I would watch the fuck out of Breaking Bad set on the Galactica.

And he will put casinos on the moon.

Man, I thought he died a few years back.

Aiden Gillen for Strange or bust.

I wish I was high on that 'potenuse.

…sandwich.