Have to imagine that half of Ainsley Earhardt’s job is just to not roll her eyes at all the pseudo-masculine posturing she sees around her. It’s like every man who goes on that show immediately starts presenting like a mandrill.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over and over?

For all the trolls bleating about the supposed lack of an “explicit quid pro quo,” it’s right there in the middle of the fucking call:

Shades of Marilyn/JFK. Full ick.

Good riddance, but if he wants to take Kraft and Roethlisberger with him, I wouldn’t object.

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

Friends, I don’t know how to make clearer in an article marked impressions that this is my early experience with the game and that it’s been a complicated experience. I’m eager to play more and see what might change, but at the moment this has not been a particularly enjoyable play experience for me even acknowledging …

So, how come the author only talked to AEW and WWE?

Yes, but not as substantial as it has been in the past. 

Gruden being Pennywise the whole time makes a lot of sense

I should make it look like that I was going for the Arthur connection but I completely missed it until you said this!!!