Can you imagine the energy that it must take to go through with something like this, and what that energy could be used for instead?

And it kills me that so many older people swore they’d never be their parents, and instead became worse than their parents, with the combination of being even more fearful of the future…

I honestly hope they cast Erinn Hayes as the lead, that would be the cherry on top of this, considering everything that she went through on Kevin Can Wait.

Vontaze: “Can’t be a part of the concussion settlement if you knock every other player out of the game with a concussion!” *points to head*

Give Marlon credit for employing correct breath play technique in this.

ICYWW, Boris is still spewing his bootlicking shitspittle on Sinclair stations, but he has to share screentime with a black liberal woman now, which has to be eating away at him worse than any cancer he could get in a lifetime. The only solace he probably has is that she probably gets paid way less than he does, and…

If it weren’t for the fact that Rudy may have even more shady shit to hide as Trump, I’d say he’s the most likely to turn state’s evidence against 45th.

It’s funny, I want this to be 45th’s “If I’ve lost Cronkite, I’ve lost Middle America” moment, but then I remember that turd only watches Fox And Friends’ Rah Rah Let’s Shove the President’s Metaphorical Ego Cock Up Our Asses Cavalcade, and realize that nothing is going to change.

So, the man who admitted under oath that he has no obligation to tell the truth to the media/the American people is now possibly going to head the team that will have to convince the American people that their version of things is the truth.

Amazing.

Colostomy bags actually serve a useful purpose to society.

To para-steal a line from Stephen Colbert: “This wasn’t quid pro quo...this was a tit for tat, which is better because I get to say ‘Tit’.”

Ya know, I remember getting angry at Pelosi when she wouldn’t immediately go after the administration with an impeachment investigation, feeling that she was being cowardly about not wanting to strengthen his base against them. Then I remembered that one reason that was mentioned why she may not have pursued it was…

A session on Christian freedom.

“It’s not looking good for Sam. He’s got an advance case of gangrene.”
“Aw, yuh damn right he is, he’s GANG GREEN ALL THE WAY, J-E-T-S JETS JETS JE”
“No, you don’t understand, this is serious”

At this point, I doubt that Russia is even going to bother trying to come up with an explanation, and just say “Everyone did it, we’re just not going to bother covering it up, what are you going to do about it?”

The one thing they’re learning from a certain administration.

This right here is the perfect encapsulation of the NFL and it's nightmare bureaucracy in motion. Holy shit.

Vince McMahon is absolutely going to give this guy $20 mil to play for the XFL, isn’t he?

“And heeeeeere come the White Claws..."

I’m still processing how I feel about this movie. On the one hand, it’s a gorgeous meditation on the loneliness of space told like an Apocalypse Now amongst the stars, full of paranoia and famial guilt, ultimately delivering the message of human unity in the face of division. On the other, there’s enough weird stuff…