Hey Dave, just a heads up, the tweet you’ve got posted from Fite is now an ad for Starrcade. now granted, I’m all for promoting it, but I’m sure it’s not the one you intended. I’m guessing it’s this one:

He’s absolutely right! They do make racist, dangerous movies in theaters! Like, ah, um...

They asked him to provide one example of the dangerous, racist movies they put out. He couldn’t.

Moist. Damp. Soggy, if you will.

Our Moist Damp Soggy President.

There ain’t much to root for in football right now, but this. This kid right here? I’m rooting for him. To make the team. To make the starting rotation. To make it big.

Go get ‘em, Damon.

I wonder if anyone in the WWE front office has had a brief moment of clarity and thought “You know, if we keep leaning on the superstars of the past to keep fan interest going, at the sacrifice of today’s wrestlers, what’s going to happen when we need those wrestlers we’ve sacrificed to be the legends that will pop…

“Alexa, why does every person associated with Barstool Sports look like they’re lower-rent Eric Trump?”

Why am I not surprised that ATT, who had an unmemorable overstay in TNA at one of it’s (many) low points, is responsible for this guy.

Fixed for you.

And incels across the world rejoiced and thought even harder about her while masturbating furiously.

Ya know...

The sudden collective decline in the mental stability of everyone in the United States may be correlated to the decline and ultimate demise of Radio Shack.

...Holy shit, guys, I have to go do some math, and apply for a grant!

...BLUCHER!

I’m really excited for Deppen’s chances for getting signed, he’s got a great, weird energy to him that absolutely reminds me of Chuck Taylor (appropriately, Deppen is also in Icarus’ reborn F.I.S.T. stable, along with Travis Huckabee). I also think people are sleeping on Daniel Makabe, who really gained me as a fan at…

I hope it was Meet Dave. She deserved that for turning down Butthole Surfers.

Nathan “Mike Kanellis” Peterman.

BTW, to Ryan from Ontario, see if you can get a screencap of the QR code on your phone and try to use that instead of pulling your ticket up directly on your phone. Hope that helps you save on roaming charges. 

I can’t believe I defended this team for so long after Ralph died. And then you guys had to go publish that article about Flutie being ahead of his time and remind me that Ralph wanted to get rid of him almost from the jump, because Rob Johnson was the FUTURE! Rob Johnson probably isn’t even the future of his own…

I seriously thought “Did the Bucs get Connor MacGregor to do a inspirational speech for the team?", completely forgetting that Fitzpatrick existed.

Tampans: “Hey, at least we’re near water!”