I’m allergic to shellfish.

Take your star.

$113 Million to sign 3 power forwards...and they drafted 2 forwards right off the bat.

...Madison Square Garden is going to burn down tomorrow for the insurance money.

It’s funny that I can be a Knicks fan and still laugh my ass off that their grand plan of signing Durant blew up in Pissbaby Dolan’s face, and they got nothing.

Of course, paying so much money for a guy who’s ACL is shredded pork now and Very Stable Basketball Genius Kyrie Irving is likely not going to bring Jersey…

I really can’t stand Swift, but what the ass damn hell?!

Honestly, I don’t know the first thing about Barstool’s day to day, because fuck everything about those homonculoids, but I saw the part of the headline “Fan Of Call Her Daddy And Proud Sugar Baby”, and thought Call Her Daddy was a kink website and that they were slutshaming her for going missing, because Portnoy.

So,…

Here’s a headscratcher, How do you fire someone if they’re not even being paid?

Parasite Eve. It’s such a bananas game that I’d love to see it modernized and the controls improved. I’d even welcome a PE2 remake.

I really wish the media would stop talking to him. He could conduct an interview in full Rodney Dangerfield mode, completely naked only wearing a bathrobe, and his base would still think he’s a golden god, we would still think he’s a lunatic, and nothing fucking gets done about it either way. Just stop talking to him.…

Ladies and gentlemen, your new White House Press Secretary!

This story has everything that is America now: Sore losers have a cop harass a winning black man and threatens to press charges against him, also, it turns out, probably didn’t happen like the cops say.

Basketball truly is a microcosm of our idiotic existence.

By a 747.

Coming soon to a WWE ring near you.

Fuck that guy. Good riddance.

You know that Authentic Brands is going to release a SI-Branded Fuck Torso now.

In hindsight, it’s kinda amazing that him and Jameis didn’t hit it off immediately, and become the most dangerous 1-2 combo on the field since Henry and Otis in Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer

Take your star, you absolute asshole.

They have some good cream. That’s about it.

*KD’s tendon snaps*

James Dolan, in the middle of sleeping, completely unaware of what’s happened: WE NEED TO MAKE SIGNING DURANT A PRIORITY RIGHT NOW!!!

I’m going to laugh my ass off if no one in the Warriors organization even read his article, and everyone is going all in on a guy for apparently getting KD injured, even though he had FUCKING NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!

It’s kinda weird that Bonk’s Adventures isn’t getting put on the US version, that’s always the game I think of when I think of the TG16. Still, kinda excited to get this! The TG16 ranks up there with the Neo Geo with systems that fascinated me that I never actually ended up owning.