“Vice President Of Luxury” is definitely the defining title of Our Insane Century.

Boy, it’s a good thing Mueller struggled with whether it was right to recommend that the President be brought up on obstruction charges and decided that he shouldn’t, because all of this is so much better than just ending this without fear of how history will judge us all.

This reminds me of a line that Mike Nelson riffs on MST3K when they watch the Coily “A Case Of Spring Fever” short:

Favorite part is he doesn’t break once, doesn’t smile or nothing, just “Yup, I just that, NBD, give us the next one.”

There’s more and more coming out about Pete and what he stands for that’s making me like him less and less. His military background and opinions on Chelsea Manning and Edward Snowden definitely lost points with me, and now I’m starting to see things like this where you can start to see the politician in him coming out…

PRESIDENT COMPLAINS THAT ONLY PLATFORM THAT FREELY ALLOWS HIM TO BE BATSHIT CRAZY 24/7 IS UNFAIR TO HIM

“Today”.

Go Hurricanes, I guess, because Fuck Putin Brained Ovechkin.

If you want to quadruple the grossness factor, just consider the major cross section of people who the NBA and this game is tailored to appeal to, and who makes up the majority of it’s players. NOW we’re playing with grossness!

That’s what’s crazy. If people came together and stopped buying micros, they’d just downscale the team because they failed to “meet projections.” And yet if they bloom, the CEOs get millions, and the team has to split a bonus 80 or so ways. It’s sickening, and the fact that it’s everywhere in corporate America just…

David Ismailer’s bonus should be treated just like a loot box. There’s a chance that he could wind up with his million dollar bonus, but there’s a better chance he’ll wind up with the same silk tie he’s already gotten 5 times already, and sold back to the store for $10.

Somebody needs to redact whoever cuts his hair.

Here’s how you know we’re fucked up as a people. This guy is able to attack porn performer accounts with impunity, while his Twitter account is still allowed to be active, and probably will never be shut down. That these women have to be the ones who have to be cautious is fucking sickening.

As a Ducks fan, good lord, I hope so.

Amazing that, because everyone in Trump’s camp decided not to do the crazy shit that he was asking them to do to cover their own asses, they were somehow able to be completely guilty, but not guilty enough for Mueller’s team to go after them. They all failed upward, and somehow came out of this ok. Meanwhile, Mueller…

I’m going to say it.

This too. I can illustrate this with a personal anecdote. A few years ago, I had to move back to my small hometown when I left my job and couldn’t find a new one. While I was home, my mother’s brother died, and her and my father had to go to NC for his funeral. The problem was, both my brother and I were working part…

Look, I get that we have to be all Ride share Bad, grrrr, grrrrr, but after having to put up with atrocious taxi service in my small city (bad, barely functional cars, surly, weird, and straight up racist drivers, rides of more than 8 miles between towns costing $50 or more, literally being told that I couldn’t get to…

Alternate Title:
“Celtics Fan Banned For Being A Celtics Fan”