I can’t wait until they start bundling this with Fallout ‘76 and trying to give them away at busy streetcorners.

I can’t wait until they start bundling this with Fallout ‘76 and trying to give them away at busy streetcorners.

This feels like schadenfreud, but with fewer steps.

You know, I really am happy that Laura and Jacob have found each other and are in love and I wish them the best in their relationship, because it makes the odds of them being destroyed together in a car accident or a plane explosion or being suffocated under 1200 tons of cattle manure that much higher.

Dude, are you absolutely SURE you want to sic the FBI on this, considering how closely they’re paying attention to anything even remotely tied to President Pissbaby? Do you want to open yourself up to that?!

Good thing socialism isn’t his daughter, or otherwise he’d want to fuck it.

Other treatment plans the Rams are considering for Gurley’s knee:
-Going into a wormhole and finding an alternate reality where Gurley’s knee isn’t jacked
-Going on a Jeff Gillooley style rampage just wacking the crap out of every players’ knees in the NFL to make it even
-redshirting him
-Injecting polio into his knee in…

This is all my opinion, but to me the problem with doing that is, since this is such a shitty, shitty world, I feel like shooting straight like that would then expose Steam to be sued by developers whose games they did reject, making a big stink about “their First Amendment rights”, and that having it solidly in…

A step sideways from “They can’t be all that bad, they make a lot of money!”

Yup, I’m officially co-opting the term “Common Boys” to describe all of these shitbirds. Everyone of them, even those not related to Stool.

“Thanks for those kind words, President Cancer That Is Eating Away Rapidly At Everything That Makes Us A Great Nation.”

See? Mistakes happen.

He doesn’t even have 93% approval in his own family.

Oh, also used taxpayer money to furnish his office and buy shit for himself, but I figured that’s what all of these snakes do, so it’s just assumed.

Send this doof to jail.

“Wait, you play as Tor Johnson and rape and kill people?! What??"

They spent two years of their lives making this.

It doesn’t help that the dialogue in these shots and the developer both sound like a 15 year old idiot.

“Who hurt you ladies?”

We’ll never be that lucky.

...“Hint Hint, Simon And Schuster!”

Since I just finished the main plot of Spider-Man PS4, it’s onto a long run of working on Fire Pro Wrestling World’s new Fire Promoter mode!

Clamjam wins just on the strength that they are the only one to include On The Border Tortilla Chips, the best chips that can be bought in a store.