I think Maryland football needs the Death Penalty. Completely ending the football program for 4 years, getting all of these assholes out of the system and starting over again just seems like it’s the only way things are going to get better there.

Ironic that the “Recommended Stories” bar for this story is just 3 links to the Jon Gruden Players Are Dying To Come Here” story, as both these sacks of idiot dicks are throwing these Trumpian “A Lot Of People Are Talking About This” narratives that make themselves look great and have zero backup of evidence and…

The fact that media showed up and covered their circus, despite the fact that it’s all a fraud, means that they succeeded and got what they wanted.

And now we wait for this scumbag to sue the school and probably become a millionaire again from it.

Fuck, this cycle sucks.

I’m gonna be honest. I hate seeing Bethesda and this game flaming out so hard right now. I love the series, and I want to give this a go, but man, there’s so many issues happening right now.

Boy, I really wish Kinja had a block feature.

Wohl in a few months:

Man, what would happen if a corporation came out as being homosexual?! His head would pop right off of his neck!

This is why I’m convinced, all of those conspiracies that you swear the government has to be behind, all of them since maybe after the Kennedy assassination, are bullshit. Because there’s so many people on the Right who try this shit, and almost every time they get busted and exposed. If they can’t keep these things…

I hope this Axios bullshit gets canceled quick. That Vice was so successful for them just keeps encouraging this garbage.

I think I’m going to cancel my HBO account for a good while while they’re airing this shit.

Yeah, I think a case can be made that Sayoc has the title of “Dumbest Man In MMA” tied up pretty nicely.

...son of a bitch.

Meanwhile, in the wilds of the Near South Side, a beast awakens, hungry. Hungrier than it ever has been. The scent of blood hangs in the air, a scent picked up many, many miles away. But close. Inhumanely close. The beast does not know what would cause such hunger, but it is compelled to give into it.

So it waits. And…

Thank you for not blurring their names, btw. Too many articles and memes do that on FB. Let people know who they are.

I haven’t even heard about this Dana Warrior fuckery, jesus christ.

I mean, for all I know, Dana has always been a supporter of LBGTQAI+ rights, but dear god, she’s the last person who should be invoked in something like this, considering her husband is famous for giving his conservative speeches. Especially when Finn…

“I don’t know.”
HOW?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!!?

Jesus fuck, these assholes...

Yup. My station got into that too, running a package from the home office that was about the loss of civility and the danger in politics, and put the guy who shot Scalise out there along with Sayoc, while conveniently forgetting to mention all of the nutbags who have committed murders and assaults since 45th took…

Ahhhh, I gotcha. Interesting. His name made me think he may be Latinx.

I have to separate his race out of my narrative, his race shouldn’t matter, the fact that he’s a danger to people around him is what should matter.

There’s already people posting that they’ve seen that van around town before all of this happened. And if you present it to these lizard-brained idiots, they’d just say “Well, the Dems have planning this for a long time.”

I hate this reality, I hate the JFK assassination, and I hate that it made conspiracy theorizing…

We are unified. We’re unified against you, you jackass.