“Oh, I forgot to tell you...Bom means ‘fuck you’ in Polish.”

...Jack loves cocaine as much as Woods does?

Allegedly.

Man, it sounds like there’s definitely going to be a point where people who start playing this game a few months after it’s release are going to have whatever fun they could have in the game smashed to pieces by people who have been playing from the start. Yikes. It really could make GTA V Online look like a trip to…

The President Of The United States Of America: “Samesies!”

Tear it all down.

The Buffalo Bills would like to extend a hearty welcome to it’s new starting Quarterback!

Charming. He’s gonna kill someone eventually.

WE’RE #1 AGAIN!!!!

So, Derek Anderson is absolutely going down with an injury on the first play on offense. We're all agreed on that, right?

“It’s a new street drug called DarkWeb. Kids are dipping cobwebs from abandoned steel factories in melted Lindt’s chocolates and freebasin’ it.”

We have the fascist equivalent of a Dogs Playing Poker painting in the White House. Amazing.

Honestly, I wish she hadn’t given him the time of day on this ridiculous issue. I would have been content for her to take the high ground and told him to kick rocks, but she felt the need to try to put this to rest. The only good thing that comes out of this is that it makes Humpty Drumphty look like a welcher and a…

Haslam originally thought the coach would be Hugh Jackman.

I mean, this is one of those times where you have to ask yourself, as a fan, is it better to let your beloved team get moved somewhere else and still succeed, or for them to stay and become godawful after being bought by an idiot?

$20 says this person has never served in any military branch.

Dude needs to get himself traded to Buffalo if he wants a baby. Jordan Matthews can attest to that.

This is like the football version of Being There.

I also vote that Nathan Peterman be installed as the permanent Let’s Remember A Guy Who Sucked in all of Magary’s “Why Your Team Sucks” Buffalo entries. No one is ever going to top him. No one.

He’s Frank Reich in reverse.

Also, that’s brilliant.

I’m convinced Peterman won one of those weird Omaze raffles or something and it’s gotten out of control.

I think there’s a simple solution to all this.

Fire McDermott as head coach, and hire Ben McAdoo.

That magnificent specimen of Does Not Belong Here needs to be coaching Peterman. It’s like it’s cosmically meant to be.