SHUT UP, I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING, AND ALSO YOU’RE ME, OK?!?!

Graham then issued a bizarre threat, saying, “Let me tell you my Democratic friends—if this is the new norm, you’d better watch out for your nominees.”

At least this fucko realized his cause was utterly lost. Now, if only he had done what everyone should do when they come to the realization that a White Nation is lost: fallen on his own sword before he decided to take an innocent life.

He’s 2018's answer to Julian Assange.

The dumbest thing that the Republicans did that will hopefully lead to their downfall was not putting Avenetti on the payroll.

The great mystery of the world when all of this is over and done with is whether these people said these truly stupifying things because they’re spinning the hell out of their base and trying to make themselves look good against all reality, or if they truly have sipped the Jonestown Bullshit Kool-Aid and actively…

And either frequently breaks down with age (Millenium Falcon) or is so over-the-top and built with such arrogance that there’s always a flaw which brings it down (the entire Imperial fleet).

Acting Interim Assistant To The Acting Interim Co-GM.

The Mets are definitely getting a more favorable draft pick/prospect in some sort of trade to the Braves down the line, aren’t they?

And yeah, I will totally not be surprised if Wright never plays an inning again. It’s within the Mets repertoire to basically screw a guy out of his one last chance to do something he…

I was a virgin well into my 30's, and even I didn’t keep a calendar for 3 decades. Especially one from when I was in college.

I have maybe 1 calendar I’ve ever kept, and that was a Shaun Of The Dead Calendar, because why would you throw that away?

Tamarity Letmespeaktoyourmanager needs to keep the O word out of her mouth for good.

Welp, looks like I’m buying Total War soon.

“I Did Not Sexually Assault Anyone”, Says Man Who Doesn’t Understand What Sexual Assault Fully Entails

I wish the cocaine had finished Allen off.

Yeah, we’d have a different voice for Buzz Lightyear, but I could have lived with that.

The saddest part is, you know that the group that gave him the money to make and air this commercial is probably one of the same groups that pressed him to file the lawsuit.

This mentality will never fail to bewilder me. Her whole family was exposed to the foibles of am unstable market where a company destroyed their way of life in one fell swoop...and she’s arguing AGAINST unionization?!

I just... *rubs temples*

And the fact that she can’t answer what workers can do without unionizing is…

And the simple fact of the matter is...if Hawley wins, his healthcare will be good enough to take care of his child. He will have nothing to worry about. The people of his state, on the other hand...

This is what it all is. This man doesn’t give a shit about the people of Missouri. He has nothing to worry about, as…

“Hello, I’m Josh Hawley...and I’m gonna steal the Declaration Of Independence.”

Anyways, this entire political cycle could be called “Life Comes At You Fast.”

I’m just gonna pretend that the last decade for Transformers never happened and go straight to this. All in favor?

I can’t wait for the info to come out about how much Hawley will be paid for the Telltale closure. You know it’s coming.