You know, I’m not saying this would be a great time for an armed military uprising, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...

He got off easy, she could have just as easily whupped his ass with a wooden spoon on live national TV.

Hope this kid doesn’t get homesick too often...

Yeah, Patrick, how DARE you not understand the nuance of something!

...

Smart move on LaMonte’s part. Fuck that guy.

A lot of this story seems wonky from both sides. There’s a lot of holes in all parties’ story, so it’s hard to make heads or tails of it. I will say, one key to it could be Clear and McMahon’s potential ties to Tanzabar (also, what a terrible name for a business. Tanzania was right there!). If Vince was a regular…

God, I love this man.

ALSO!

RIP The hopes of the Knicks forever and ever.

I saw Corden today on a terrible talk show that rhymes with “The Balk”, and he was talking about how the Potter estate had never let anyone, not Disney, not any studio, make a Peter Rabbit movie because they couldn’t get a script that captured the tone of the books accurately. And then they read their script and…

If he’s willing to publicly commit to being the HC of a team, and then reneges on that because he’s fed a line that he’s the next coach for the Pats eventually, then it sounds like McDaniel and the Patriots deserve each other.

Oh, good, it hasn’t.

+1

I hope the irony of naming the moralistic villain Gigi Allen isn’t lost on too many people...

And just like that, I’m a TO fan.

This I agree with. Every time I go to use MoviePass, I try to get some snacks as well. The theater might as well get something out of it, and it’s one of the things that could keep theaters from jumping off MoviePass. If their profits go up because people are investing in it, it will look better to these places.

Also, Malcolm, come to the Bills and help us shove it up their asses. We desperately need a talented CB.

The equivalent of what Belichick did.

Although this could also say “an actual soldier” or “an actual finder of robots” or “an actual actor”...

The best truth.

“Wow, I Didn’t Expect That My Endorsement Of A Policy That Flies In The Face Of Everything That Our Organization Was Founded On Would Be So Poorly Received,” Says Man Who Doesn’t Think Things Through.