I predict that he’ll have about the same prison span as the fat new Fish in The Shawshank Redemption.

I’m not getting my hopes up, I know the reffing crew will pick up the slack.

Seriously, though, if there’s one team I wanted to see in the Super Bowl only slightly less than the fucking Patriots, it’s the fucking Jags. Fuck them roundly. Guess I’m rooting for the NFC this year.

If we don’t get a sequel/remake of Cool Runnings now out of this, then I have no faith left in cinema’s ability to tell a story.

At the very least, I want Leon to get more work out of this.

I think the height of all of this was when The Talk decided last week to talk about Kerrigan in all this and replay the video of her during the Rose Parade with Disney mascots bemoaning the fact that it was the corniest thing she had ever done. It felt like a moment where they were trying to drag Kerrigan down to…

They should all run ahead of him and leave him behind in the parade. The little piece of human garbage.

Like, this is funny and all, and I don’t expect anyone to actually do it, but...am I the only one somewhat uneasy about someone on Twitter offering a bounty for a reporter to ask a joke question to a sitting president? Like, this may end up setting a bad precedent, and is going to reeeeeeeeally trigger the wrong…

Glad to know that you guys haven’t forgotten, in the midst of the the nauseating stuff coming out about Lauer, that Megyn Kelly is about as reprehensible as they come without sexually assaulting someone.

I want someone to punch her as hard as they can in the face.

I want that for everyone in this Administration.

Won’t someone please start the punching please?

Sooooooooo...this isn’t a first look at Venom.

I’m pretty sure he thinks he just unloaded the band the B-52's onto Norway.

I’m pretty sure they gave out the Chromecasts because it was literally the cheapest streaming device on the market at the time. Which sounds about right for the WWE.

Didn’t even read the shit that just spewed out of his mouth, just wanted to come in and say I hate this fucker with a passion, and fuck everyone for making him rich and thinking he was a role model for people. Fuck you.

I’m surprised this used baby diaper that developed a voicebox didn’t say “I don’t see what the big deal would be if Reggie just faced his accuser face to face in a streetfight, surrounded in a human iron circle by his teammates! Let’s settle this like men would!”

God, I wish awful things upon the things that this…

“If you print that my wife will probably kill me”

Castration isn’t killing, would that be suitable instead?

These fuckers.

The current climate today is for everyone to say how much they’d love for these things to happen for women, if only someone would give them the chance as long as it’s not them so they don’t have to bear the burden of it all. It, quite frankly, fucking sucks.

Well, here’s a way to get me to not play this game.

The drop simulating the Dropship entering the planet’s atmosphere is fucking brilliant.

Cosigned.

I have to agree with the NYT take on this. It really is a lose-lose scenario for men. Men don’t speak up, they’re perceived as being silent and complicit to the current climate. Men do speak up, if they say the wrong thing (and sometimes even if they do say the right thing) they’re called out on social media as being…

A man is dead, how dare you, and also, well done, that was perfect, and I’m proud of you.

This is why I’m never going to be a parent or mentor.