You know, this is the part in the horror movie where somebody in the audience would go “NO, DON’T GO INTO THE BASEMENT, YOU IDIOT!!!”

I can’t wait to see the narrative change when a “good guy with a gun” accidentally kills someone trying to stop a “bad guy with a gun”.

“Well, if it weren’t for that guy blowing off that little girl’s head in front of the gunman trying to shoot the gunman, and the gunman dropping his gun out of shock, he could have…

Bo is a giant piece of shit. I hope he loses his shirt in all of this (highly unlikely, I’m sure he didn’t invest a cent in this farce).

That was amazing. Thanks for bringing Big Sid to our attention. Rest In Peace, sir.

Good thing he’s got great health care, huh?

He has a job today, and that’s somehow more amazing that the fact that Kaep doesn’t have a job right now.

In B4 the “Nintendo found out about this because of the article we published and decided to shut it down” follow up thread.

I’d love to see someone put these guys on a team in NBA 2K18 and see how they do against the league.

My guess: Terribly.

Because this year is madness, Colin Hanks has a better chance of getting a QB job before Colin Kaepernick.

I’m amazed Evans wasn’t throw out immediately. It’s got to lead to a suspension, though...right?

Also, in regards to “the only winners are the wrestlers”, it seems like that’s not true right now either, as several people, such as Rockstar Spud, Taryn Terrell, Marshe Rockett, and MJ Jenkins have all been let go from their contracts the last few weeks.

BTW, thanks for finally covering this shitshow, David. Their bullshit has been flying under the radar for a lot of people, imo, and I’m glad it’s finally getting some press. Just sucks that it took them killing the LAW for it to happen.

I never, in my wildest dreams, thought someone worse than Dixie Carter would end up taking over TNA. But yet here we are, with the shitty corporate version of her.

This company needs to fucking die already. And it may end up taking Anthem with it. I won’t bat an eye when both happens.

To be fair, Brady does not, by ANY STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION, seem like a smart person.

GEE, IF ONLY THERE WAS A SEMI-DECENT QUARTERBACK THAT THEY COULD SIGN IMMEDIATELY WHO MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE TO TURN THINGS AROUND!!!

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Liked because that was an awesome remix

Ain’t nowhere to ruuuuuuun (CAUSE I BE RUNNIN THIS)...

Speaking of playing a game wrong...has anyone ever tried to get some people together in GTA Online to actually act as a peacekeeping force? I know that Kotaku did an article last month about a quiet part of the map being occupied and defended by a group that were protecting from asshats moving into the neighborhood…

I’ve tried to obey traffic laws in GTA V. It usually lasts about 30 seconds before I start blowing through red lights.

Now, personally, I’ve used DC Universe Online as a way to create my own superhero teams and villains, writing them all into the mythology of the game itself. Most of it in my own mind if not necessarily on paper or anything. It’s a lot of fun coming up with heroes with the equipment given to me in the framework.

Not something I’ve done personally, but I love watching NewLegacyInc fuck around with WWE 2K18, and do stuff like The Backstage Adventures Of The Ascension.