1. I’m glad she didn’t sign that bullshit.
2. It pisses me off that she had to turn down a job because of said bullshit.
3. Fuck that guy.

I love that Archer used “high jinks” instead of “hijinks”. It made it seem more like it’s a declaration from the turn of the century.

This absolutely sucks. There’s no guy I root for harder in the NFL than Watt. Wishing him the best in his recovery.

Still less embarrassing than having Jay Cutler as your QB.

Gonna vehemently disagree with that.

*chokes down the bile rising in my gullet and the words that I want to spit out that will probably get me thrown in jail*

Ahem...nice day, isn’t it?

I have a YT video of The Lucha Dragons and Fenix taking on Hideo Itami, Jushin Liger, and Hayabusa from WWE 2K16 that has over 3000 hits, more than all of those videos listed combined. Can I have a million dollars now please?

“Yeah, Cam! So glad you roasted the Pats, man, you keep on...oh. Ohhhhhh, nonononono, man, noooooooooo...”

Every single mediocre and worse QB that’s getting a chance in the NFL to fail should be required to buy 50 of Kaep’s jerseys to support his charities.

Can confirm, having worked at a NBC station, the break to local news isn’t usually until around 26 after, and that’s usually fluff stuff that can be cut off quick.

I hope she can go back to Fox News, because it seems like she learned nothing from being away from there about respect and

I’m surprised he didn’t blame millennials or stat nerds for killing peoples’ sympathies for injured players.

It still is weird how Warrior was the subject of the only time that WWF went out of their way to do a specific (albeit fairly accurate) hit piece (The Self-Destruction Of The Ultimate Warrior), only to roll all that back when he was willing to work with them.

Otherwise...fuck that guy still. Tragic death be damned, he…

Didn’t even get him a copy of Madden. That’s tremendous. :D

I am disappointed that you didn’t publish this as John Thomas. You don’t seem so cocky now to miss a pun in that vein.

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Penis.

Shocking.

Couldn’t happen to a scuzzier, slimier person.

Now he’s gonna get hired by a D-3 school and keep doing it, instead of never working in basketball again.

Guys, the most reasonable answer to this question is that those were people who were raptured into heaven as part of the slow Rapture rollout, and Heaven does not always allow you to take your shoes with you.

Thanks, Deadspin, for keeping the record of the press not giving the Bills any credit for anything alive at 26 years. Great...great jobs you’re doing.