I love him crowing it. Even being heavily skewed in his favor, it still is below half, and that’s good enough for him! MENDOZA LINE, HERE WE COME!

“How’d your meeting with Trump go, eh?”
“Merde, did that guy smell of Brut! I regret my people had anything to do with making swill.”
“Yeah, I’m pretty sure he bathes in it to make people think he showers every day. Oof!”

So, is it safe to say that Comey was doing due dilligence on this investigation, it’s just that he got hoodwinked by bad intel, and the fact that it played out on a national platform at literally the worse time exasperated things? I’ve been trying to understand his motivations behind all of this, and more and more it…

I love this fucking guy.

She sounds like an HR nightmare, and for that, I applaud her.

Good luck, Ashley, I’ll try to follow you on Wired. Try to make it more about politics and less about gadgets there, too, so the shitlords will have another site they can complain about and yet keep coming back to.

All mouth, no show. This “team” is just like Ball.

[sarcasm]Geez, I have no idea why Mexicans want to illegally come to America...[/sarcasm]

Tiger Woods arrested on Memorial Day after leaving The Woods on Military Drive.

Man, the Universe is weird sometimes.

Damn, you gave me hope that they’d somehow retroactively pass on Bull for series...

And here’s something to realize: Trump was probably furious afterwards that he got him a classy set of books from a civil rights leader, and all he got was a fucking letter about bullshit climate change! #Loser #Sad

It’s good to know that every world leader who isn’t a straight up thug dictator is having just as much of a miserable time having this douchecanoe as US president as we are.

I honestly thought Ryan Zinke was Favorite Son Of Night Vale, Actor Lee Marvin for a hot second, and got excited at the idea of him being president.

One of my most regrettable events in my Fallout 4 game was accidentally getting the kittie at Abernathy Farms killed during a raid. I actually decided to reload a save before it was killed just to get it back.

Also, am I the only one who reasoned that there aren’t cats in Skyrim becaue there’s a cat race in the game?…

When’s he running for Governor of Texas?

I’m still trying to figure out who puts a doorbell on their dressing room.

Man, now I suddenly want to make a game that’s just Chrono’s mom waiting for her son to come home, he never does, and in her uncertain grief, she actually sets out and tries to find him in time.

Y’know where that guy should live? Anywhere but Decatur.

Now that’s some civic pride.

Cool story, ri’ken:’a.

Dear Gods Almighty, everyone thinks they’re Mad Magazine now, but they’re all as funny as Cracked!

Also, trying to say you were joking when you make outrageous claims is off the table now, even if you’re not trying to use it as a cover for your being a lunatic. It’s over.