I’m glad you got out when you did. I can sympathize to your plight, trust me. Good luck with things, Joyce.

This is proof that I’ll never understand how peoples’ minds work when they’re in a corrupt system. “I have lost people to cancer, it runs in my family, I hate seeing my loved ones suffer. Oh well, “Yes” to this!”

Politics and money are the real cancers in our society.

I can only imagine what Dom Toretto’s Astromech droid would look like...

Again, we exist in Schrodinger’s Nation, a place where the leader of a dictatorship is a terrible, terrible person, also, he’s very respected and a smart cookie and I like him very bigly. All at once.

Gods protect us all.

The shitty part is, all of these guys probably have enough money together to buy Breitbart and just shit that out some more, just with more old white guys who like to actually sexually abuse women instead of just talking about doing it.

Yup, this man is going to put a gun in his mouth and blow his brains out on national TV. It’s not even a question anymore.

“In Soviet Russia, KGB Monitors you! In America...oh, wait...fuck, my life means nothing anymore.”

The Final Deletion also led to WWE aping it during their Wyatt Family/New Day feud, except for taking all of the hilarious WTF moments out and replacing them with jumpy video frames in After Effects.

I wanna Helluva Kick both of them in the face soooooooo hard...

Welp, I can’t fault anyone who gets signed and played Harvard football, no matter now trolltastic his name is.

But those other two...yeesh. This team is the dirt worst.

Remember, kids, Pace has been a GM officially longer than John Lynch has been, and even he had to ask that question.

This is the first time I’ve watched the Draft in a while, at least an hour of it, and even I could see the gimmickry of this shit. Stuff like having potential top draft picks introduced like they had already done something was so weird to someone who hasn’t been on the inside in a while.

Alex Jones is a mystic

No, he’s a dipshit that got rich appealing to the paranoia of people and exploiting dead kids. Let’s never get that twisted up.

Fuck. That. Guy.

By the way, we’re all in agreement that the truck that he worked on and signed off on, that’s going to get into a horrifying accident that was caused by a faulty inspection, and he’s gonna get sued for 100 Billion, right? Like, that’s exactly what’s going to happen here...

I wanted it more to be:

EAD, Scott Walker, you boil on the ass of life!

It’s weird that Pence is essentially Bobby Knight with all of the charisma sucked out of him, and the rage left boiling undermeath.

The problem is, of course, that helping these people comes at the expense of their ability to make money off lobbyists and corporations, because changing the mechanisms to fix the average American’s issues will drive off the moneymakers. It’s going to take a great rise in progressive people deciding to become…

An angry Boston sports pundit. Well, he sounds just delightful.

Another reason why I don’t like Philly fans that much, but it’s an issue with fans in general, especially when it comes to players who get injured. The guy may be a jerk, but it seemed like he was ready to be there. They could have paid him $5 mil to make 7 plate appearances. The guy caught a bad break, and it ended…