If only they could all be like cartoon bad guys, twirling their mustaches and tying us to railroad tracks.

This festering pustule pops into my head every time some racist hayseed says that POC dealing with law enforcement should “just comply” and nothing bad will happen. Right...

I went to grade school with a kid who ended up burning down someone’s house and barn and a huge chunk of their cornfield for funsies. It was a true miracle no one was harmed.

It is beyond bizarre. Like...NO ONE VOTED BASED ON WHAT SUSAN SARANDON THOUGHT, save possibly Susan Sarandon.

Sanders supporters, Stein supporters, Johnson supporters, and Susan fucking Sarandon all rank low enough on the blame list to be unworthy of discussion.

Its amazing how her running a myopic failed campaign is always swept away by the “blame leftists” vomit. 52% of white women voters chose Trump and yet Susan Sarandon is the fucking problem here.

No snark questions: do you actually think there were enough people moved by someone like Susan Sarandon to impact the results of the election, particularly in the states Clinton lost closely? Do you think most Stein voters would have voted for Clinton, rather than just not voting or choosing another third party…

I look forward to her chapters about how:

lol for real. It will probably be a pretty short book. I can write it for them:

Hopefully she doesn’t and you can all stop blaming those things that barely mattered.

Jarred Kushner is like the people who keep animals that will, at some point, view their keepers as food.

Jared and Ivanka get photographed at enough events on Shabbos that I’m not buying it in the least, ‘specially since they live within walking distance of the White House.

They’re complicit, and they’ll deny it by pointing to the timing of orders.

His grandmother would be so ashamed of him.

Nixon’s apologists used to claim protestors against the Vietnam war and Watergate were paid too. Not sure who could pay 100,000+ protestors enough to make it worthwhile to stand outside for hours in rain, snow, cold and heat but they insisted they were paid...and morons believed it. Mayor Daly claimed the same in 1968…

There were two, count em two, op eds on foxnews yesterday about how the mainstream media (which I guess doesn’t include fox?) was being hysterical with this anti-trump stuff. And hannity is still convinced that the protesters are being paid. To which I say, if most of the country is shouting fire, maybe, just maybe…

I wonder if the shekels paid to Jared Kushner is enough to help him sleep at night.

Wanna fucking bet?

Right? She probably still made a lot of money for those losses, she should definitely do something for a living that doesn’t involve TBIs.

Not so fake...but thanks for playing Donald!