HOLD IT! Actually don't, these games are amazing

So, even librarians don't read the source article before casting judgement. Cute.

Wow. Well-played, commenters.

Maybe the UFC fighter was really looking forwards to that World of Darkness MMO?

I'm...not sure...it's intriguing...and yet...I think it's going to require...alcohol...to really enjoy...

Given the name, I'm guessing quite a few people are getting pumped.

Whatever. I'm on my 93rd hour of Goat Simulator. I haven't slept in four days.

Goddamnit, stay in the lane, Carl!

Rejected. None of them were shown killing Teemo.

There's a good pizza shop adjacent to the Target I usually go to. I'm just gonna grab a slice, a drink, and WATCH THE CARNAGE OUTSIDE UNFOLD FOR MY AMUSEMENT.

Nah, it's not working.