Not surprised about the Jeeps. Grand Cherokee's are, after all, manufactured at the Jefferson North plant in Detroit, by lunch-break pot-smokers and boozers... I don't think there is anything wrong with pot per se, but not during working hours and not while working with heavy machinery.

you dont see sexy skirts like this anymore

It better not look like the ones for the past 30 years. They all look the same. It started looking sharp and aggressive in 1983, then... it just got fatter, and fatter, and fatter.

The 1972 Riviera from "Go" (1999)

Thank you!

What does every new Grand Cherokee come with? -A 40 oz. in the cup holder, a joint in the ashtray and a dead hooker in the back...

Excellent point!

Is it safe to say, anything from GM or Chrysler? Because they'll take a great name plate and revive it as a boring sedan or chunky coupe instead of a two door hardtop, make it front wheel drive instead of its famed rear wheel drive, share some spare parts, built it on a minivan platform, badge engineer it across all…

Why do all new cars look like either boring sneakers or Toyota's? Don't car companies realize that people will pay extra for style? Why do low-end economy cars all look the same now? Nissan, Toyota, GM, Subaru, Chrysler, Ford, Honda... they ALL look so boring!!!

Any Chrysler or GM muscle name (Charger, Monte Carlo, Impala, Grand Prix) that has been devised from parts from the companies bargain bin... to create a plasticky, possibly 4-door, retro version of its legendary self.

Definitely a 1997-2003 Chevy Malibu OR 1997-1999 Oldsmobile Cutlass.

He has my vote!

I can't help but imagine some African American decked in gold, blaring ghetto rap with HEAVY bass (why you dumbass?), and chromed wheels so large, that you know the driver would avoid a trip altogether, rather than risk a small gravel detour. "Dat m'aight fuk up ma riyuummms!!"