Finally, someone apologizes for interpretive dance!

The Beef is looking buff.

Weather Wizard soon discovered he could make more money by offering his services to MLB teams looking for an additional day of rest for their top starters in the playoffs. "Mr. Johnson, what would you say if I told you that I could ensure an extra day of rest for Madison Baumgarner? What would that be worth to you and…

I had not heard of this show until now. I guess the Canadian Comedy Central (Comedy Network) did not pick it up. Or, they did and didn't promote it heavily.

Barely-related anecdote: I remember when Leonard Part 6 was being advertised, I was quite young and thought, "Huh, I wonder how I missed the first 5 of these movies…" If only Rainier Wolfcastle had been around then to tell me, "That's the joke." I have yet to see Leonard Part 6.

Royalty don't walk, homes.

That's kind of what I was going for…some sort of Freud or Dr. Ruth deal. It's kind of hard to fake an accent in writing.

“I like it here with my childhood friend / Here they come, those feelings again.” Ziss lyric iz clearly about the penis! How often do you mazturbate?

Yeah, I could be way off — and I don't mean to be hatey. For all I know, Baby disliked him because of his less than enthusiastic support of trans folks. One of my gay friends is the most judgemental about trans people of just about anyone I know — outside of my many redneck acquaintances.

Not sure you know this, but Savage Love is syndicated. It's probably cheap content for the AV Club. They can either carry it for a few bucks or drop it. It probably wouldn't be a big deal to Dan Savage either way. So have fun at church tomorrow and stop worrying about the homosexuals having success in the media.

I imagine it's guys not changing after they work out. Maybe they don't want to use the communal shower because they are afraid that creepy guy who keeps stealing their underthings will check out their peckers.

I think it's kind of weird that dirty underwear goes in the lost and found. I would rather the jock sniffer keep removing them than have my winter hat or scarf end up in a pile of possibly crab-infested briefs.

I didn't know who she was until today, but I loved the movie Babe and the voice work had a lot to do with that. Weird to be crying over someone you couldn't name until you read their obituary. :(

That amp pick seemed a little more Guitar Player magazine than AV Club.

Yeah, that is what I mean: when underarmour first came out (to the nest of my recollection), it was the kind of stuff you describe. That makes sense to me. I am surprised they became a viable brand for shoes and, well, polo knits.

That makes much more sense.

My takeaway is this: how did the pronunciation of swath come up?

CBT, as in cock and ball torture?

I did read your post, if that helps.

I find it a little weird — although I shouldn't, I suppose — that Underarmor is a viable brand outside of their original athletic supportive stuff. Oh well, I guess I can't judge too harshly, I love shirts with a little alligator on them.