Loved this. Also? Pillowtalk is very catchy. I think it’s because I can’t really make out the words Zayn is singing, so it sounds more exotic.

Seems like the perfect time for our acappella group The Jizzebelles to reunite.

I don’t think he was targeting women so much as a woman in particular as evidenced by her name specifically being on his list. This guy seems like he has an ax to grind with specific individuals especially since the person he went to the most trouble to kill, Klug (flying cross-country), is male.

Oh no, he appears to be Indian/Pakistani/brown in his pics.

Fucking bullshit facebook. Get your shit together.

Cats, making unlikable people somewhat likable since the dawn of time.

Blind Items had him fucking around on her for months and months.

It’s infantilizing. Optimistic and kind hearted are wonderful qualities in a person. “Innocent” implies she doesn’t understand the world around her and, in this case, relationships. Children are “innocent” in that sense of the word. Grown women are not.

She has blond hair unlike that brown hair having hoe.

This statement seems like it was designed to further her image as “girl-next-door”, emphasis on ‘girl.’

Yeah, but the girl on the bleacher wearing sneakers is usually the innocent one of the bunch. She’s not some slutty high-heels wearing hussy, after all.

“He liked how innocent Taylor was and that she had a good caring heart”

The toilet-paper thing seems unfair - I would say, though I haven’t researched the subject, that Taylor has slowed way down as she’s matured. This fake relationship lasted well over a year.

Ooh, are we doing photo analysis? Because look at how in the jetski pic, her feet are pointed at him and his are just willy-nilly not pointed at her at all.

She must have finished draining him of his essence to sustain her youth, and now must seek out new, fresh blood before the next full moon.

Tried to make him do another pool float photo shoot, huh? Seriously, Adam, good timing, Taylor seems like she is somehow way more fucking exhausting to spend time with during the summer.

Also of note in Exhibit A: it’s evident that Taylor wrote AW with her feet because there are distinct toe marks all over the place, but there are absolutely zero such marks on or around TS, indicating that she was willing to use her hand or a stick or something nicer than feet to write her own initals. Feet are the…

He thought it was fine saying those things about Keira Knightly because the people he hangs out with, in the business he operates in, talks about women and people of color that way every day with impunity. So when he got blowback about it and realized his words were heard by people not full of white bro privilege, he…

Great, if the directing thing doesn’t pan out, maybe he can teach classes to politicians and semi-famous people on how to write a real apology.