Black or charcoal suits for men...females should wear yellow, gold, magenta, cyan, but avoid red, blue or purple.”

And let’s not forget the national travesty of the time Obama wore a beige suit!!! How did we ever survive the horror of his presidency?

Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

Obama: ordered the wrong kind of mustard that one time, amoral abomination.

For anyone who doesn’t follow Buffon on Instagram:

+1 Quiver full.

Typical terrible RichRod advice. Everyone knows it’s so much easier to control her if you don’t educate her.

When I asked my wife to marry me I said, “will you be one of my most important assets?” Who could resist such romance?

I live in Davis and have to go into Sacramento every now and then because there’s jack shit here in Davis. Sacramento is a TERRIBLE PLACE. It’s so depressing and shitty. God, fuck Sacramento.

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

John Wall’s absent father you mean

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This is his least racist tweet in months

In my daydreams, Obama walks in, says “How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?” and decks him!

I don’t comment online

“Can we stop vilifying women who aren’t doing Times Up well enough?”

As a Mets fan, Sandy Alderson is like our version of John Kelly. Came in with this pristine reputation of being this no-nonsense, “adult in the room” type that would temper the worst impulses of the guy in charge, but in reality is just another lying asshole whose job description turned out to be to merely run…

This is such bullshit. I’m no fan of the royals, but she puts her money where her mouth is in terms of actually helping causes out, rather than just wearing black once and never doing anything else to help. Surely the James Franco mess has shown that just wearing the right colour / pin to an even means nothing.

She’s not allowed to make political statements. William is president of Bafta. Why should she sit out? Can we stop vilifying women who aren’t doing Times Up well enough?

no idea how to phrase this gracefully, but it’s nice to have a bit of a variety of gay types represented in the media now. growing up i would not have identified myself with adam rippon (probably felt even more alienated) and usually tv does its best to keep its queer characters asexual and/or non-threatening, but…