Say what you will about the Pokémon itself, that Mr. Mime art of invisible chess in the park is brilliant. 

Oh geez calm down... The official launch was friggin yesterday. Even if you paid for prelaunch access, you expect to hit the bleeding edge in only half a week? You’re supposed to build up your power over time, not walk all over everything right from the start.

I don't understand why Ken and Manon look like they had their skull caved in.

Oh my god, shut the fuck up. Go shoot some Bud Light to make your fee fees better.

Other people have told you why Kotaku wrote an article about it, but I can tell you why it’s on your screen: you clicked on it.

I guess for someone who likes retro 90s shooters it’s game of the year.

How in the shit are you familiar with the names MrBeast and Logan Paul and think they’re similar at all?  They’re both rich white male youtubers...and basically not alike in any meaningful way besides that.

I feel the same way, but like you everything I’ve read says he is genuinely a stand up guy. He runs several food shelters, constantly allows children’s hospitals or like outreach centers to buy as much as they want at stores. And I have read that he will pay the taxes on all the giveaways he does, like when he bought…

I think you’re thinking of “Not for Broadcast”.  

Yeah hating on Urban because he’s not The Miz seems odd when Urban isn’t at the same level of “overexposure” as Pratt.

If Karl is a crappy pick then you are a fucking moron.

Yes, you should get a refund every single time you don’t like something....

Not what I said at all. What I’m sick of is people coming out after the fact acknowledging that they have been sitting on a janky mess of a product (and your “it’s not a LOT more glitchy than other stuff” isn’t a giant vote of confidence, nor…

you do know you can walk out in the middle of a movie and get your money back right? I have done it a couple times over the years.

I partially agree, but I think you are not taking into account all the other platforms it is currently on and everyone else’s experience. I have heard the PC version is very buggy.

No sweat, just issue refunds for the game you knew was fucked but released anyway. Oh right, not that sorry. 

No, being bad movies is what makes them bad movies. 

what does the ‘25 years’ refer to here? since her last appearance? she’s been ripley for almost 45 years.

Having played plenty of Armored Core I can say the video looked pretty representative what gameplay is like, just with fancy camera angles instead of being fixed behind the player and the HUD off.

Well you don’t, so they should just shut the whole thing down.

Gamers should be gulag’d