“here’s some shots of people having a good time”
MAN FUCK THIS SITE. - you

A singular bloop. Tough times. 

I’m a fucking idiot. Ignore me, I meant to send my original comment to the guy you were replying to. Apologies man. 

Agreed 100%

Lovely game that has only gotten better over time. Scratches many itches without being completely overbearing. Happy to see it out on the Switch too and getting some love in the press. 

I don’t give a shit anything in the article, just came to say that the monster/summons battle in that video looks killer. 

No shit. I was saying you are telling the writer who HAS played the game that it’s NOT the most accessible when you haven’t actually played it yourself. 

Yep. It was over to the left on the screen, pretty tiny. 

Incorrect. I never played the demo and I certainly didn’t just invent this in my head. You are prompted to trigger the summons and during the cutscene it’s stripped away from you after you use it. Sorta the old “you are super powerful! Oh just kidding, you have nothing now and have to work back up to this” action game…

Devine Beast summons. You might be able to beat him normally but I got on screen prompts to pull off the Devine Beast summons. It triggers the next cutscene and advances the story/ends the fight. 

Be as aggressive as possible with his first form and you’ll have him done in a few seconds. In his second form you have to parry his long sweeping attack to break the red shit off his arm. Once you do that a few times you have to pay attention to the onscreen prompts. It tells you that you need to push two buttons at…

“I haven’t played Wo Long but let me tell you that you are wrong” - You

That’s literally what I said lol. 

I think the person meant not friendly to non males. I.e. there weren’t a ton of girl hero/girl games/representation like there is now. Or I could be totally wrong and he/she really thought that era was anti male? Which would seem odd considering it was mostly Splinter Cell, Socom, Halo, Madden, Ninja Gaiden, Prince of…

I’m wrong for having an opinion? lol. Have a good one. 

You’re clearly speaking as someone who’s not played the last two games so I’ll let you continue doing the uninformed thing. There’s a difference between a RPG with action elements (where you can switch strategically between characters based on strength and positioning) and a full on over the shoulder action game. Have…

Not really. 

Ok now, imagine if someone turned your God of War game into an isometric RPG with text only dialog trees. Change is no big deal until it’s something you enjoy. 

“I’ll reply because I’m done” lol. Smell those farts, clown. 

I dunno, I guess I’ve never (literally never in 42 years) had farts so uncontrollable at I just needed to unleash them all in a confined space with other people. It’s like self control and courtesy is too tough, but you do you...you love smelling other people’s shit so enjoy lol.