Which makes what we are drawing attention to even dumber. She’s talking about something serious by mocking the guy’s writing style? Ok. 

I wrote to an ex last year to apologize for my behavior when I was with her (20 then, 45 now). I have sons of my own now and one of them is old enough to start dating. Since becoming a father, I’ve learned to look at the world much differently than I had when I was 20. I had been thinking of this particular…

The two aren’t mutually exclusive. You put a statement of importance online for the world to see, maybe take a second and make sure it’s not open to people saying “was she high when she wrote this?”...It distracts from the point. 

But have you ever kissed a girl? 

Except nothing about it was lighthearted. Get fucked. 

It’s nice of you to take someone’s comment about how they’ve chosen to deal with sadness and then somehow insult them because of their choice of music. Good work.

Lol, surely! Give it a shot and let me know how you make out. You won’t understand what I’m getting at until you actually look at the game and the sequences I’m referring to. You aren’t a dick, you are just over simplifying because you haven’t played it. Skip to the 15:00 mark. There’s a lot more than just going up or…

Yes, I know all about Hitbox. The thing with Celeste in particular though vs. something like Spelunky is that in Spelunky and other side scrolling games, you can stop and decide your next move. In Celeste (the wind level for instance), the level is moving you and your forward momentum requires constant chaining of…

My point is that playing Celeste with a keyboard regardless of the layout is (in my humble opinion) crazy as fuck. 

The same kind that would actually play a platformer like Celeste with a keyboard.

“it just felt like another SNK fighter to me...”

It sucks the headline has to be framed like that. The game (one of THEEE finest platformers ever in my humble old man opinion) is so goddamn rewarding. I’ve never felt connected to a character or motivated to improve their tiny little lives the way I did with Celeste. The achievement of getting to the top of that…

It sucks the headline has to be framed like that. The game (one of THEEE finest platformers ever in my humble old…

You’re a special kind of dumb. I enjoy it.

Millions sick, hundreds of thousands dead, retailers and businesses closed by the the thousands, supply chain logistics running at 25% in some locations globally, millions unemployed...

“This is the worst console launch in history.” It’s almost like there’s a ton of crazy shit happening in the world right now to inconvenience your hobby. 

The option is nice but they are correct in what they were doing. The camera is an essential part of some of the harder boss fights and being able to control movement and camera at the same time while swinging is absolutely an advancement. 

Silliest thing I’ve read all week. Your choice is to buy the game or not. None of our gaming hobby is a NEED, you aren’t forced to go along with anything you don’t want to go along with. Stop being a victim. 

Protip: Everything a company makes is a cash grab. The good news is that all of this is optional for you, the consumer. 

Edgy. 

Right after the one that causes a person think other people are stupid for doing what they prefer gaming wise.