U mad.

Pretty sure he was asking about the tiny arms. 

Fond memories of my then live in girlfriend and I walking around in a mall in NY and me drooling over the game and guide at EB Games but being too broke to nab them. Broke away from her for 30 minutes while she clothes shopped, met back at the car and she was all smiles. I figured she had just found a cool skirt or…

Or your just insistent on pushing a square peg through a round hole. The context of your example is “what if a company makes product A and it’s bad and they say “we’ll make something better next time” so they release Product B but I expect a better product A instead, despite them never saying it would be anything of…

Again, the people who will be disappointed are the ones convincing themselves without doing any research that this will be some epic story based RPG when the devs have not said anything of the sort. They’ve said they think the game will be awesome, you continue to plug away at this notion that it’s going to be a story…

So them saying “don’t worry this will be awesome” means it’s a single player game and people should be annoyed that it’s actually multiplayer based? Seems like people aren’t paying attention. If you go into this expecting some giant single player story to redeem Andromeda, you are already lost. Sorry.

Seems like your the one expecting a single player game and being annoyed that it isn’t more than Bioware trying to trick people. It’s very clear this is a multiplayer game being marketed as such with a few NPCs thrown in to flesh it out a little. 

Not sure what that entire last paragraph has to do with anything. Take your meds. 

Pimping a game that isn’t out yet to sell your point is a bad look. Considering where Anthem is coming from. 

“Modern standards” (or the lack of any standards/challenge/skill) is the reason why games like this do well because it’s actually a game that requires some work. If you read the article, the devs aren’t expecting you to get everything in one pass. Sorry if I came across as overly rude, I just feel like arguments about…

And considering Metroid had no map and Castlevania 2 is literally the epitome of “I have no idea what to do next”, I doubt he’s played any of the older games. 

“Multiple Metroids and Castlevanias.”

But it’s really not as much as you make it out to be. Most of the environments are the same assets with different placement and colors. These are all flat 2d drawings with minimal animation. It’s def impressive that it’s such a small team but plenty of one man teams have done equal or as much work. 

I just feel like you bought a game that is literally the definition of Metroidvania only to complain that it’s a Metroidvania. This “most people don’t like wandering around aimlessly to find what to do next.” is also bullshit. There’s a reason why the game is doing so well. It’s ok to not enjoy something if it’s not…

I just watched a competitor review who says the second part of the game sucks lol. You need to both fight to the death. 

Walmart link in story. 

Walmart link in story. 

You don’t because you’re so goddamn manly. 

You don’t because you’re so goddamn manly. 

Poor thing. 

Why not? It’s a fantastic game but it’s not like they needed major 3D rendering and world creation.

But did he beat her? Cmon man keep up.