Woah, woah, woah. You chill the fuck out. There’s no place for a DH in baseball.

Bullshit, the home team’s announcers are supposed to be fans. That’s the way it is across most of the country and it’s better for it. If you are on a national game, you get national, neutral announcers. Local games get local announcers, and of course they’re going to act like fans, that’s who their target demographic…

Worst sports take of the year. For real. I’m gonna stop short of saying kill yoself, but discipline yoself in whatever way you see best fit.

So to be clear, you want the guy who works for the team that lost to not only call, but celebrate the opponent’s player getting off a last-minute buzzer-beater (which didn’t affect the history that the player had already made in the game) for a win that mathematically eliminates said team from the playoff berth they…

That’s the Denver sports network broadcaster, dum dum.

Check your inbox

He’s a rookie and Russ is from somewhere in the Orion Nebula.

Holy. Fucking. Plam Sunday with Christ on a Cross. Shit.

I’m sure Cavs fans will still make that trade because the team has the Larry O’Brien trophy, but that Wiggins trade was short-sighted at the time. LeBron got Kevin Love, who’s a defensive liability, plays the same position as himself, and still doesn’t quite totally fit with the Cavs because he needs the ball.

Wooooooooosh

Oof. That’s a Maddow-level hype-to-delivery ratio.

WHOOSH

“Corrected”

Swing and a miss!

No it hasn’t

‘I know my team is shit but articles about it aren’t obligated to be.’

You really don’t need to whiteknight here. Calling an article ‘shit’ is not out of bounds when you consider that Deadspin is basically the snarkiest place on the internet.

I’m not saying the article is shit, but those two mistakes kind of peel the mask off a writer that clearly is charading as a knowledgeable baseball person. Both Bethancourt and Margot either were or are top rated prospects, and I would expect most baseball writers to at least have a cursory knowledge of who they are.

I don’t think it’s unreasonable to want basic, easily verifiable facts to be correct, especially when one of them is in the headline.

Naw.