@LandofMinos, believes in dog.: we should give them a warning first and disemvowel them:

@willyolio: "The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins" — Oliver Wendell Holmes

@SLRSpeedshop: wow, a vaginal pipe AND a hook, it's a multitool!

@◄DЯӘω αлd nø╥ Џ►: I came here to ask the same thing...

Mazda MX3 1.8L V6 - 130 hp or 72 hp/l

@Pony Stark: I have had dreams about work, not about crazy things happening at work but just doing regular work. I woke up sad, knowing that I was now working 24 hours a day.

@Curves: I have the same problem, where I can wake up incredibly exhausted after some very active dreaming. Ususally ones where I get into an argument with a loved one, or a fist fight with a stranger.

By "GD STi Wagon" you mean "God Damned" Crackpipe wagon right?

@sid9221: you are correct, Avast sounds A LOT like the Oldspice guy, without the random non-sequiter (which i can't spell)

@sid9221: how about...

pfff...at least WE have the Bat Symbol, what have you got to call your false god?

Well its 40 below and I don't give a f*ck got a heater in your truck and I'm off to the rodeoooo

@worthless_cos: I would guess it's the stampede, the Calgary Stampede

I want a new drug - one that won't make me sick

My dads band used to use a decomissioned hearse - years before punk. He a capella group was called the last remains.

Maybe it was the money burning a hole in his pocket!

@Psiu! Puxa!: Your 244 is the coolest car I have ever seen!: yes, and it's burning up the track!

@SerialThriller: the UAW views highschool shop class as competition.

@spiegel1: i think there is actually a 'sadness' and 'midlife crisis' delete option, otherwise it just comes standard with the 'more money than brains' option you can't uncheck when you fork over the $5800.

You want to cry about LeBron going to Miami - a team that is at least decent?! You think THAT ruined sports? Look at wayne gretzky, moved from a hockey town to Hell-fukn-Eh. You want to talk about being betrayed!