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Odd that a 4 year old is rocking a diaper, but they’re are bigger issues at hand.

Did the cops really call it a "pew pew"? Yikes. Children need reinforcement, especially this child, apparently, that guns are not toys. 

Indiana local and rabid Stefon fan here: this comment needs more stars

“You fucked me, I know it was you, you whipped against me,”

Some of our militias now favor the drop check.

Isn’t an American four-year old supposed to have been taught to do a brass check by now?

He then changed his story and said maybe his brother might have left one in the apartment.

Depends on the gun.

Ah, thank you for filling that in for me.

A little odd, but it was a Pull-up type. Cross between a diaper and underwear. Kids might still have accidents at that age while sleeping. 

On Patrol is live. I was watching when this happened. The above story isn’t quite what happened. Neighbors called the cops when they saw the child waving a gun in the hallway. Their apartment is across from the dad’s. When police first arrived, they spoke to the neighbors that had called before knocking on dad’s door.

I think the GOP conference can solve this by emptying a broom closet, taking out the light bulb, put the two inside and jam the door closed. Wait a full day. What emerges will be A-OK to move forward with.

Yeah, this is the most America story I’ve read in a while.

Odd that a 4 year old is rocking a diaper, but they’re are bigger issues at hand.

If this were the late 1970s/early 1980s, those words would find their way into some indie punk band’s lyrics tomorrow.

Seems like an ELI5 is a year too late... So, a pew pew has a bunch of different, er... rooms. The Magazine is like a bullet’s sleepy time place, where they wait quietly so daddy doesn’t get angry. The Chamber is like the landing, where, when someone opens the front door, the bullet wanders around alone, ready to head

“He was like, ‘Uh...baby with a gun. Get out of here, get out of here!’” she said.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

In fairness, it’s not like the Founding Fathers specified that any of the militia’s regulations needed to be about shirts or shoes