Unless it was written by children there is no excuse.

I would rather be kept as a sexual slave then watch another season of that aggressively mediocre series. Ooh I wonder if they’ll tease the villain all season to have him (it’s almost always a him) show up for five minutes in the finale before being defeated in the next season’s premiere. What a novel and in no way…

How dare you. Bewitched is a classic if only because I’ve had multiple chances to respond to ‘Are you a witch?’ with ‘No, I’m a Clippers fan.’

This was the first episode in a while where it didn’t just feel successful, it felt stable. Highlights of recent seasons (both AS and regs) can often come off like they’re balancing on wire-thin ropes lest the whole thing come crashing down while this felt logical, well-edited and unpredictable. And the challenge was…

At least you can’t attribute Gia’s villainy to editing trickery. There is an actual point where the girls gather and are like ‘We hate her.’ For any fellow Real Housewives fans, she’s Kenya Moore-ing it pretty hard and while I think it’s entertaining it is not going to help her future career or present chances on the…

Have you tried acquiring some better taste?

This outage is actively hindering my enjoyment of life. This needs to be fixed soon or I’ll started handing out poxes on peoples’ homes.

Oh right, it’s because some people are idiots. Thanks for reminding me.

It’s not nice to lie.

Well he’s one of only two male ‘teen’ regulars so hopefully the reduced cast size will allow for more focus on individual stories.

Well I mean it’s probably something a lot of TV writers go through, so...

Well considering it’s been in the can for a couple months I would hope so.

I’m so confused by this line of logic. Should we only renew series that had bad first seasons? Self-containing seasons and giving definitive endings to them is a good thing, we shouldn’t discourage it by saying the show needs to end if the ending to a season is great.

Again though, I think it’s a stretch to call it rapping. I do not, however, think it is a stretch to call that song a failure.

Sounds like you don’t bury hatches or keep maps of where you’ve put ‘em.

And now it’s been a year and a half since I made that comment! Are you still enjoying your bargain-bin programming?

Rose McGowan’s influence has done some good things but it is long past time for #MeToo to cut ties with her. She should have been ousted after she lost it at a trans woman. She should have been gone after she attacked people like Meryl Streep and Alyssa Milano for no reason. But she has remained and it costs the…

Weird, random dig at podcasting in general at the end there. 

Then you haven’t watched Eurogamer play Life is Strange. Aoife and Johnny are the absolute best.

Ah yes the return of commenters who don’t watch the show but regurgitate inaccurate opinions they heard elsewhere.