Alternate headline: “Semi-Truck Crashes into Trees, Fuel Cell Ruptures and Catches on Fire”

Is spilled diesel not a hazmat? 

You can get a 2021 Model X LR for under $50k now too. They’re so spacious. 

Number 6 is funny. The issue is the lack of physical controls, meanwhile Jalop uses a picture of a Lyriq which has numerous physical controls. HVAC is controlled with physical buttons, there’s stalks for both the wipers and drive gear, there are buttons for various functions such as lane keep and auto hold. The touch…

This is easy. Dodge should be the affordable muscle brand it’s been for the last decade and a half. Chrysler is higher quality muscle a la Cadillac V. Jeep is GMC-like, with the Wagoneer lineup being its version of Denali. Alfa is less muscle, more refined and sophiscated.

Great annecdotal evidence!

Model Y Peformance, Ioniq 5 N, or a Lyriq Sport 3 are the only options I could possibly recommend.

It’s for the track, not a daily, is the EBCM really an issue at that point?

This conversation is almost monthly on Jalopnik. Yes, Tesla’s market share is going to get smaller because the market is growing thanks to competition. 

It’s been like this for quite a while now. The site is dying so they need ragebait. 

Yes, this site is on life support, and Tesla is all that’s keeping it afloat. It’s pretty hilarious.

Ray didn’t seem to enthused at first, but it looks like he was having a great time at the end. 

In typical Jalop fashion, they just have to include some Tesla hate in there. This site is garbage lol. 

Anyone ever been in a Ferarri F40? Oof lol

Hey NBM343, I’m sorry how blissfully unaware of where G/O funding comes from.

Buddy, there’s at least two anti-Tesla/anti-Musk articles on Jalop daily. It’s all engagement farming. I’m not denying the bullshit that goes on with Musk, but everyone knows Jalop is just grasping at straws. I’ve been coming to this site for a long, long time, and it’s been gasping for air for quite a while. I’m just…

Hey Andy, how much is big oil paying you to shill for them? 

Your argument falls on deaf ears. Anti-Tesla “articles” on Jalopnik are the only thing keeping this place afloat. 

Hey, the Kardashians need offroaders too, how else are they going to drive over curb stops and papparazi? 

Nope, it was definitely the non-existent wind farms. Absolutely 100% definitely them.