That’s a hot take if I’ve ever seen one. Tesla sales are increasing quarterly lol. 23Q1 the Model Y is up 79% Yes, I typed that correctly. 

Phrasing was off. Tesla sells more EVs compared to any one manufacturer, which means they still own the market share. Jalopnik just likes to make it sound like Tesla is losing, when they are still, in fact, selling more EVs than any other manufacturer.

1st Gear: So Tesla’s market share sank, but how many EVs did they sell compared to everyone else? Market share isn’t the entire picture. Ie., iOS is about 50% of the Mobile OS market share in the US, the rest held by Android. But more importantly, Apple is the only manufacturer of the iPhone, whereas there are…

It’s called volume sales. The Cayenne, Panamera and Macan are there for cash flow. That way they can do stupid fun things like the 911 Dakar, the 918 and other ventures. 

Wraps scare me, especially on older cars. Who’s to say it wasn’t crashed and he pulled panels from a junk yard, then wrapped it? This is no dice, even at that price. Tiptronic also kills the deal. 

Disney contributes around $5.8 billion in revenue to Forida, that’s a sizeable portion of the entire state revenue, around $33 billion. Additionally, Disney employs nearly half a million Floridians either directly or indirectly. So, yeah, Florida needs Disney.  

Of all the very wealthy people to go after, Kotaku chose Mr. Beast? The dude is a gem compared to 99.9% of the people with his kind of money.

The driver is a slightly overweight blonde SAHM, she’s 4'9" on a good day. She parachutes out of the truck and unloads her 6 crotch goblins from the back seat. She couldn’t park within the lines because her truck is so large and she couldn’t see through the dashboard. People will understand though.

That’s not a street takeover, that’s a riot. 

I do not believe for one moment that killing him was the point. The guy had an unfortunate history of criminal behavior and finally messed with the wrong person, intentionally or not. The choke he was in was a rear naked chooke, which is a blood choke, and normally does not kill somebody. While it’s sad that he passed…

I’d take slightly lower fuel economy and go for a Crosstrek over this mess. 

Why are they using a 3 cylinder engine that makes no power and gets bad fuel economy. The Trax should be the Bolt EUV replacement, period.

Gonna see so many of these at the mall.

If you haven’t driven one, do it. Just make sure you’re ready to plunk down that $250 deposit lol

Ok

There are Long Range Model 3s, you just can’t order them from the app. Some of the Tesla stores have them and I believe you can order one in person as well. 

Great price, period. No questions asked. 

The fact that this isn’t an EV is wild. That 1.2l is anemic, this car as an EV makes way too much sense.

Finally, a game to buy for my Switch that has been collecting dust. 

Mopar, take note. You don’t need to use a trumpet to make fake motor sounds. This sounds so damn cool.