Just replace it with TORCHINSKY!!!

Well I’ll be damned. I never thought these existed.

Yes!

My point is that opening relations could be an entryway to democratizing the island. And while yes, human rights violations have been bad in Cuba, the Castros simply are nowhere near as bad as some of the tinpot dictators we supported in the Cold War (Pinochet and Saddam come to mind, among others). I am not aware of…

Oh good Lord...

The Scorpion has US bumpers and a raised ride height for US safety standards. This completely ruined the handling.

Lancia Beta Styles, Ranked

DAMN IT.

Let engineers and scientists run it.

Quick! Lets all find the old Vectors and XJ220s!

Once again, the conservative $75,000 sandwich-heavy profile is victorious!

Dammit.

Doesn’t quite deserve the Smith award for crack-pipeyness... but lets be honest, it’s an old Audi. Even I think these are unreliable.... and I am an Alfa/Lancia fan.

Wow, 2 Smith awards in a row!

Would you like to see a car company run by engineers?

YOU’RE A LOOSE CANNON BOBROVSKY!

It’s still a 5-digit priced K-car. Congratulations, Mr. Lizon, this gets the coveted “Stan Smith” award for general crack-pipeyness.

Porque nos dos? Whales and wagons for all!

Then again, a Futurama with Romney’s head wouldn’t have been nearly as entertaining.

I think I know why all the new Volvos look so good. It’s because the grills are reasonably sized, and not absolutely MASSIVE (are you listening, Audi?)